I miss Dr. Ken.

I'm more upset about Kid Cairo leaving

I don't like white rappers.

Crytal Lake Hoffy, Bagels is referring to “The Original Kid Cairo” formerly known simply as “Kid Cairo”. Bagels is actually trying to utilize “internet sarcasm” when he writes that he’s upset about “Kid Cairo leaving”. He’s referencing a long standing joke on the board in which the humor is based on “CSFMB” posters pretending that “Kid Cairo” is no longer posting, when, in fact, he has been posting all along. This is supposed to make “Kid Cairo” feel irrelevant because in many cases he will have posted several times in the same thread, perhaps even one or two posts previously.

Rest assured fans, Kid Cairo is still an active member of our sports message board community.

Ex-Media Guy, now that I think about it I may already be fully aware that both Crytal Lake Hoffy and Crystal Lake Hoffy, who are also both likely one in the same person, was simply also making a joke. A joke, of course, being something said or done to induce some form of humor. Did you know that the human rectum is nightmarishly elastic?

I don't like white rappers.

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.

Poster: Jalapenos and More
Rationale: Avatared out.

I rarely troll.

whoa - if J & M is getting on here OKC needs to be too as they both say they are taking a break for whatever the reasons might be...

I'm sure he's in here somewhere.

Everybody is.

I'm sure he's in here somewhere.

Everybody is.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Are you referring to this thread or your puppet collection?

I'm going to announce my departure just so I can make this list...

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.

Poster: RedNeckMommy
Rationale: From a text message while in San Diego... "Honey, I am pretty sure I am looking at the border of Mexico, but Im not quite sure Im on the right side. Can you call me please!!!!!?"

....

Post of the year, man. Solid. Rack 'em!

No shit, that's the most sense he's made since I've known him.

Poster: CLH
Rationale: I gotta piss.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

I'm sure he's in here somewhere.

Everybody is.

Where is Dengerate Dave?

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

India

see what I did there?

Great food there...

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Where is Dengerate Dave?

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.