John Cusack needs to stop hanging out with Jim Belushi.

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Time to bunt Hill

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Was that the rarest of beasts, a Soriano SB sighting?

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He almost f'd up real badly.

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Team Cutler.

Bases loaded no outs. Time to get Silva a W.

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Team Cutler.

Silva has been really very surprisingly good this year. Awesome! He's a HUGE upgrade over he who left so far.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Good work D Lee. The pen needs all they can get.

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This is the type of game where you play Shark if you really still want to. Big lead, wind blowing in.

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Team Cutler.

Here comes Grabow. This should be interesting. Keppinger, Feliz, Lee and Pence pound lefthanders..

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The only game shark should be involved in is in the Southern League or the National Football League.

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As I was trying to post yesterday as the world stopped it was good to see Marmol get his regular work in. If he gets too much rest I fear he will take an inning to get his command back.

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What the hell happened to Gorzo? 3 innings?

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Dunno, hurty? According to the MLB.com box score he only threw 40 pitches?

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and now according to my box score fucking soriano just had ANOTHER error.

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In all seriousness, he might be the worst defensive outfielder in the history of the game.

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Gorzelanny took a comebacker to his pitching shoulder, too bruised to keep pitching (though he got out of the inning). Soriano just sucks.

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No.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Did he drop another fly ball or what? I need more in depth info than the simple E my box score has provided me with.

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Sorry, what I should have typed, he might be the worst outfielder with his set of tools (speed, arm, physique) in the game.

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No doubt he is bad in the OF, but to try an argue he might be the worst defensive outfielder in the history of the game is just silly.

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Oh ya he did. As soon as I turned it back on like clockwork another GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH MOMENT!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

He's the worst outfielder I give a shit about in history.

Maybe they should teach him the basket catch, kinda hard to hop on those.

Like this guy:

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They lost the attendance game! The attendance game is supposed to be easy at Wrigley. If you have to be +/-2000, then as long as you guess 39,160 every single time, it's almost impossible to lose at home, since Wrigley attendance is almost never below 37,160, and if the crowd was over the listed capacity of 41,160 it would be pretty obvious.

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Would you go to an Astros game in April?

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Not for $50 I wouldn't.

Wow, who were these retards who did the stretch? If they were actually mentally retarded, my apologies.

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What happened to Colvin getting his 3 starts per week? He should have been in today. Not that it matters that much as moon boots soriano has a hit and his error didn't score.

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Not sure who the tool was for 7th inning stretch. Some kid...total goofball wavong to fans below him. Len sends the kid on his way before the end and the kid has this shocked llok on his face. His moment of fame is cut short for being a douche. Priceless.

They did some show with Harold Ramis as director? Does that ring a bell?

It was McLovin. I only saw a minute but I thought he was more excited than being a douche. He waved cause the fans were chanting his (character's) name.