GOOOOD Morning Ladies and Gentlemen! It’s Friday, and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags.
Last week, we awarded Judge Thomas Gainer Jr. for his dismissal of DUI evidence against a cop who had drunkenly murdered two people on the side of the road in a traffic accident. We also bestowed honors to Jeff Ireland, GM of the Dolphins (the bad Dolphins, not the Good Dolphins), for asking a prospect if his mother was a whore. We got a couple really classy guys set up for the 2nd quarter semi finals coming up soon.
So this week, we’ve got more rage against the machine, athletes and salesmen, so here are your nominees!
THE LAW: Bitch A borrowed 5k from dumbass B. Dumbass B didn’t get any ass in return. Bitch A notices a weak pimp hand on dumbass B, and has THE LAW tell him he’s out of luck, and nary a gummer to make him feel better. Seriously though,
BigFan is one of the nicest people you’d meet, and he was really just trying to help out a friend in need. Is the law Douchebag worthy for having allowed Bitch A to dismiss the debt owed to Biggie? Could biggie still wrangle a knobber? You gotta vote.
Cop who pulled me over last night: entr0py got pulled over by a cop. While biking. Why? Because there have been burglaries in the area. Now what area in Illinois could you reasonably say that there HAVEN’T been burglaries in the area? I live in the middle of HOwhere (Luda!
) and there’s been burglaries in the area. At some point. Probably. Anyhow, what the hell could he have gotten away with on a bike? Were there… racial overtones? Cast your vote here if the Cop is a miserable douchebag.
Milton: tmurf423 nominated Milton since no one else all year had thought to do that. But a couple unfortunate strikeouts with RISP and the guy falls apart. Packs his bags. Runs away. But he is asking for help right? Isn’t that supposed to be the courageous thing to do? Could Milton be a hero for those with mental illnesses, or is he just a raging douchebag looking for an easy out?
Lawrence Taylor: Speaking of guys with a couple unfortunate K’s,
Elmhurst Steve nominated LT because he has been accused of sexual assault and solicitation of a 15 year old girl. It’s pretty gross. LT looks like he might be in some pretty serious trouble, so vote if you must.
Guy at work: lipidquadcab has nominated a co-worker for basically making fun of him for taking a few days off to play videogames. He takes it further by talking shit about him when he thought lipid was out of earshot, and finished up the douche trifecta by asking stupid questions about this game, feigning interest. This from the guy who probably takes a day off for Selection Day or something. Even though lipid tries to live in a cave away from the sun, he is completely entitled to shun the outside world if he chooses. Is his co worker a douchebag for not understanding what AMERICA is all about?
Well friends, neighbors and people who want to kick my ass
(chicago) these were your top nominees for Week 21. Vote! choose wisely!
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