Great Moments in SHARK history

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

SHARK wrote:

reents wrote:

Since this looks like Harry is getting a pass on this, then can I ask this, what if Carmen, Jurco, Waddle, or Silvy go to a White Sox game and do this, would they be suspended, or get a pass too.

Does Harry have special rules.

I guarantee you those guys would likely be suspended...

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Fri May 07, 2010 2:21 pm

He's literally all over the place...

Free Ajent · **Posted:** Thu May 13, 2010 9:11 pm

SHARK wrote:

Elston Turner? I'm in my mid to late 30s, but I vaguely remember Elston in a Bulls' uniform. That said, he's supposed to be the latest to interview with the Philadelphia 76ers tomorrow, but it's unclear when he'll interview with "GarPax" and Jerry Reinsdorf, if at all...

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu May 13, 2010 9:14 pm

That's very facepalm-worthy.

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Fri May 14, 2010 1:36 am

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

SHARK wrote:

If the White Sox get the game in tonight at Comerica Park vs. the Tigers, here's the starting lineup they'll face vs. Detroit's Rick Porcello. WCIU 26 The U is thrilled to be pre-empting "The Insider", "Tyler Perry's House of Payne", "Everybody Hates Chris", "My Wife and Kids" & "George Lopez" to air this crap!

1 Juan Pierre LF
11 Omar "Why is Jayson Nix on this roster?" Vizquel 2B
25 Andruw Jones RF
14 Paul Konerko 1B
51 Alex Rios CF
12 Anthony John "Texas Ranger?" Pierzynski C
20 Carlos Quentin DH
23 Mark Teahen 3B
10 Alexei Ramirez SS

The White Sox start Freddy Garcia, if they get the game in tonight at 6:10p on The U...

Frank Coztansa wrote:

SHARK, generally I like your style, but your little quips about Vizquel are quite lame.

SHARK wrote:

I don't care, Frank...Omar Vizquel's washed up and he's even worse than Gordon Beckham! I'll keep asking this until Ozzie stops this garbage once and for all. WHY IS JAYSON NIX ON THIS ROSTER if that stubborn S.O.B. for a manager continues to cater to a 43 year-old in Vizquel who is dreadful to watch in the #11 which is supposed to be retired in the first place?

VIZQUEL IS FINISHED!!! STOP THIS B.S.!!!

NSJ · **Posted:** Tue May 18, 2010 3:12 pm

Have you given up on Beckham? Seems kinda early to do so.

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 2:39 pm

NSJ wrote:

Have you given up on Beckham? Seems kinda early to do so.

No, SHARK hasn't given up by any means on Gordon Beckham. They've already announced the lineup for tonight's White Sox game vs. Anaheim, and it goes like this:

1 Juan Pierre LF
5 Jayson "Why Am I Here?" Nix 3B
25 Andruw Jones RF
14 Paul Konerko 1B
51 Alex Rios CF
12 A.J. Pierzynski C
20 Carlos Quentin DH
10 Alexei Ramirez SS
15 Gordon "Not Going Back to Charlotte" Beckham 2B

The Wentworth Miller (from "Prison Break")-looking John Danks faces Anaheim's Joe Saunders in a battle of lefties.

Bagels · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 2:49 pm

if that post above wasn't already in the great moments thread someone would have put it here :lol:

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 4:08 pm

SHARK has literally outdone himself...

spmack · **Posted:** Wed May 19, 2010 9:13 pm

We need to literally rally around SHARK.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Mon May 24, 2010 2:42 pm

SHARK wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

SHARK wrote:

What makes me feel kinda old isn't just seeing host Don Cornelius in a leisure suit and an afro, but what he looks like now as well.

Wow, he sure looks different now when he sings the anthem at Hawks games.

No, Frank, Jim Corneliuson does the National Anthem at Blackhawk games. Don Cornelius hosted and executive produced "Soul Train" dating all the way back to when the "Train" was chugging at the Board of Trade Building downtown here in 1970.

Bucky Chris · **Posted:** Mon May 24, 2010 2:43 pm

SHARK · **Posted:** Mon May 24, 2010 2:44 pm

NSJ · **Posted:** Mon May 24, 2010 3:13 pm

SHARK's sense of humor is one of my favorite parts of this board.

Thank you, my man.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Tue May 25, 2010 10:46 am

SHARK does not like car commercials!

SHARK wrote:

A7X wrote:

I'd still like to punch that whistling motherfucker from the Family Hyundai commercial.

IT'S HYUNDAIMANIA at FAMILY HYUNDAI!!! Shut the hell up!!!

Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Fri May 28, 2010 10:00 pm

SHARK wrote:

mel junior wrote:

"Dwon't wook at me, Vwern!"

What's your problem with Dan Dierdorf?

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43579

SHARK wrote:

Douchebag, the way the White Sox are currently structured, they should be selling, not buying.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=46738

The entire thread!!!!

NSJ · **Posted:** Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:02 am

SHARK wrote:

ESPN has literally shoved Danica Patrick down America's throat

Kinky.

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:33 pm

SHARK wrote:

ESPN has literally shoved Danica Patrick down America's throat

Best thing ESPN ever did for me.

Terry's Peeps · **Posted:** Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:38 pm

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SHARK wrote:

ESPN has literally shoved Danica Patrick down America's throat

Best thing ESPN ever did for me.

No, the best thing would be you shoving yourself down Danica's throat.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:36 pm

SHARK wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Joe B is just alright with me.

I think that was also the name of a Doobie Brothers song in the early '70s...Oh wait, that was called "Jesus is Just Alright with Me." :lol:

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:40 am

Quote:

Guys, there used to be a show on MTV called "Celebrity Deathmatch". You get two peeps that can't stand each other, mounds of clay, Mills Lane to ref & "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to provide the call from ringside, and you have yourself a show!

Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:30 pm

SHARK wrote:

Phil McCracken wrote:

SHARK wrote:

From Alexei to Gordon to Paulie...2-2 after 2 at Wrigley...

Definatley just pictured SHARK doing the Chuck Woolery be back in 2 and 2 hand gesture for that

Chuck did that when he hosted "Love Connection" in the '80s. That "2 & 2" thing with Chuck's hands came because he said "2 minutes, 2 seconds" when going to commercial break...

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:19 am

Oblivious BITE!

SHARK wrote:

THE INQUISITOR wrote:

Paruch, Brian "The Whipping Boy" - formerly of WKQX-FM 101.1 and WZZN-FM 94.7, currently at WTMX-FM 101.9 and Metro Networks in Chicago, IL. He serves as a weekend / fill-in personality at WTMX, and a fill-in sports / news anchor for Metro Networks on WBBM-AM 780 and WSCR-AM 670

Shark - formerly of WKQX-FM 101.1, WKIE-FM 92.7 and WZZN-FM 94.7, currently at WTMX-FM 101.9 in Chicago, IL. He serves as a weekend / fill-in personality.

hmmmmmmmm??????????????????????????

Let the record show that I'm NOT the SHARK who works these days on The MIX. :wink:

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:24 pm

Quote:

As for Brent Lillibridge, he's doing as well as Gordon Beckham at the plate...Not good.

SHARK · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:27 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Quote:

As for Brent Lillibridge, he's doing as well as Gordon Beckham at the plate...Not good.

Frank, it's the honest truth. Anyone who thinks Gordon's headed for the minors when you consider what Lillibridge and now ex-White Sox Jayson Nix were doing in his place is kidding themselves. The White Sox are stuck!

Time Traveling Bunny · **Posted:** Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:11 pm

Quote:

I'm not watching that garbage tonight! I'd rather see John Danks and the White Sox beat the Angels all over again than watch that piece of monkey crap on ESPN!

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