i've been giving her real time updates...

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i figured that the divorced guys would catch some subtleties.

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i tried to do some investigating but doug knows too many jennifers.

she's has left no gray area and wrote that there is no hope and she's given up...
which is fine. give up. be the cat lady...
but, she clearly has met the wrong guy time after time after time, gets bruised, and feels that playing a game is the only way to make it fun....then suggest that all men just be honest.

um...o.k.

I'm not going to post a picture of her and I'd ask that you do not either. or post her last name...

edit: also...your research kinda sucks if you can't figure out who it is...

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1. I'd like to know if she's had an abortion.

2. She mentioned the dildo twice, yet seems VERY unsatisfied.

3. A girl watching porn?? What are they gonna let them vote and drive next.

4. Chivalry is dead. Why? Cause women like that killed it. She would have attitudeand be offended by my holding the door, like I wouldn't do it if she looked a beast. Get over yourself.

5. If you are bored, it's because you are boring.

6. Can I get her phone number?

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They don't always have to turn around.

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You know me like that.

That was my thought too

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so....here's the best part of all of this.

we're having dinner tomorrow night...

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If/When it doesnt work out...maybe hook up her and OKC.

I dont know why, but I think they would be happy (or sad) together.

I'm married now...but played the game / ladies for a long time.

The most important thing I learned in this thread....

hold the Ctrl key down and scroll the mouse wheel.

In other words...who care about the bitches!

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is OKC even alive? he won't return my phone calls or texts.

yay CTRL key!!!!

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Good; otherwise you couldn't get any head.

what trouble am i causing? she is loving the attention.

her: "hey, we should hang out again...how about dinner Thursday?
me: "sounds good."
her: "check out the dating note on my facebook"
me: "ok"

I told her a month ago we wouldn't work out (honesty) and this is the 2nd time she's asked me out.
I should make her ass pay for dinner....maybe she'd expect a little action after then. shoe. foot. other.

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like i said earlier...i would do all kinds of horrible things to her given the opportunity.

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If she starts getting flirty or something Doug, you should just step back, give her a strange look, and say, "You would have more fun with a bottle of the almighty red, Red Tube, and a red jelly dong."

And then walk away.

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Frank's right. Honesty pays.

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You know me like that.

that would pretty much guarantee "date" #3.

perfect.

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BTW, it really was a struggle to get thru that. It wasnt really interesting. The only thing that got me thru it was my own selfish interest. I wanted to make sure she didnt answer any of the questions I had, about the first couple paragrashs of lunacy, later in her post/essay.

She basically got the whole thing out in the first 2 paragraphs, then repeated it several times in slightly different context.


Hope you hit it and quit it. Seems like a girl that values being right more than being happy.

It's probably not worth the effort.

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This. I was wondering why she kept essentiall repeating her same point again and again through this entire thing. Best of luck Doug girls with this much baggage are usually great in the sack and a nightmare everywhere else. And watch your wallet because she seems super preoccupied with money. Just remember if she gets too crazy on you that you can always try a different strategy.....

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the money thing is a non-issue. i make enough to survive sans debt, but not enough to have any fun since the housing market tanked and all my projects died.

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i looked at how many there were and didn't even bother. the pictures are too small to tell, and if i click on one and it's not her, i gotta go back to your friend screen, look up your friends again and get to the J's...and i just don't want to have time for that.

she doesn't seem to be worth the time anyway. as has been said, she should get over herself and enjoy singledom. i suppose it's harder for women because perhaps of their biological clock. but i find it funny that she calls what she wrote a..."dating note". lol.

all you have to do is go to my page and scroll down....no need to search friends.

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This almost sounds like something that SID or Harry Seaward would write about Mac.

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ohhh...she's on your wall. n/m kthx!

that's awesome.



yep...

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Alright, I think I found her. Now, I am just trying to figure out which one is Doug League in the photo.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This was more or less my reaction also. I did get halfway into the 2nd paragraph though.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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