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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:55 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

If she starts getting flirty or something Doug, you should just step back, give her a strange look, and say, "You would have more fun with a bottle of almighty red, Red Tube, and a red jelly dong." And then walk away.

Frank's right. Honesty pays.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:05 pm

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that would pretty much guarantee "date" #3.

perfect.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:21 pm

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BTW, it really was a struggle to get thru that. It wasnt really interesting. The only thing that got me thru it was my own selfish interest. I wanted to make sure she didnt answer any of the questions I had, about the first couple paragrashs of lunacy, later in her post/essay.

She basically got the whole thing out in the first 2 paragraphs, then repeated it several times in slightly different context.

Hope you hit it and quit it. Seems like a girl that values being right more than being happy.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 12:28 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Hope you hit it and quit it. Seems like a girl that values being right more than being happy.

It's probably not worth the effort.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:34 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

This. I was wondering why she kept essentiall repeating her same point again and again through this entire thing. Best of luck Doug girls with this much baggage are usually great in the sack and a nightmare everywhere else. And watch your wallet because she seems super preoccupied with money. Just remember if she gets too crazy on you that you can always try a different strategy.....

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 1:38 pm

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the money thing is a non-issue. i make enough to survive sans debt, but not enough to have any fun since the housing market tanked and all my projects died.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:05 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

edit: also...your research kinda sucks if you can't figure out who it is... :wink:

i looked at how many there were and didn't even bother. the pictures are too small to tell, and if i click on one and it's not her, i gotta go back to your friend screen, look up your friends again and get to the J's...and i just don't want to have time for that.

she doesn't seem to be worth the time anyway. as has been said, she should get over herself and enjoy singledom. i suppose it's harder for women because perhaps of their biological clock. but i find it funny that she calls what she wrote a..."dating note". lol.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:06 pm

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all you have to do is go to my page and scroll down....no need to search friends.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:24 pm

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This almost sounds like something that SID or Harry Seaward would write about Mac.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:29 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

all you have to do is go to my page and scroll down....no need to search friends.

ohhh...she's on your wall. n/m kthx!

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:36 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

This almost sounds like something that SID or Harry Seaward would write about Mac.

that's awesome.

W_Z wrote:

ohhh...she's on your wall. n/m kthx!

yep...

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 2:54 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

This almost sounds like something that SID or Harry Seaward would write about Mac.

that's awesome.

W_Z wrote:

ohhh...she's on your wall. n/m kthx!

yep...

Alright, I think I found her. Now, I am just trying to figure out which one is Doug League in the photo.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:40 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Too many big words for you?

No, the pain from the boredom was so intense it knocked me unconscious. When I awoke, I noticed someone had burglarized my house and I have been busy dealing with the police ever since. Still, I won't read beyond that one paragraph.

This was more or less my reaction also. I did get halfway into the 2nd paragraph though.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:59 pm

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I bet she was happier two years ago.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 4:28 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

I bet she was happier two years ago.

probably.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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My Coach Vinny

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 5:22 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

worth a read on the shitter

I imagine it would be pretty awkward to balance the computer on your lap while sitting on the throne.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 6:57 am

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My Coach Vinny wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

worth a read on the shitter

I imagine it would be pretty awkward to balance the computer on your lap while sitting on the throne.

I've done it many a time :oops:

, kind of hard to type though.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:32 am

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We need to stop fucking men all together until men learn how to behave again.

She is on to something here.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:36 am

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I would imagine its hard to get laid on top of such a high horse.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:04 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I would imagine its hard to get laid on top of such a high horse.

Elmhurts Steve wrote:

Not Neccessarily

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:06 am

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I said "get lain ON such a high horse" not "get laid BY such a high horse."

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:09 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I said "get lain ON such a high horse" not "get laid BY such a high horse."

Ya but steve has been hitting peak levels of Normalcy, for him, recently. I shouldnt have posted that.

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NearWessSideHussra

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 1:18 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

she's has left no gray area and wrote that there is no hope and she's given up...
which is fine. give up. be the cat lady...

I'm not going to post a picture of her and I'd ask that you do not either.

Screw that, it's a free country, here she is:

Made it through 3 sentences. I want my 3 sentences back.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:08 pm

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I had a good time....fast 5.5 hours. she's pretty cool, once I got her to explain some things.

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Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:10 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I had a good time....fast 5.5 hours. she's pretty cool, once I got her to explain some things.

explain some things? Hmmm interested.

Spit or Swallow?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:18 pm

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i wasn't paying attention...

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:30 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I said "get lain ON such a high horse" not "get laid BY such a high horse."

C'mon Frank you're better than that.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: An intersting read.

Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:11 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

If/When it doesnt work out...maybe hook up her and OKC.

I dont know why, but I think they would be happy (or sad) together.

Interesting.....

Hornsby I have so many questions in response, but...meh.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:29 pm

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This was written by a succubus...the kind of woman that gives women a bad name. Very interesting read, indeed.

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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:31 pm

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Big Sunday night for you tonight, Reason. You can stay up all the way until.......

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