Hello CSFMB! It’s Friday, and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags! We’re only two weeks away from the 2nd quarter Semi-Finals. We’ll add this weeks, and next week’s winners to the 2nd quarter list and get that out to the vote after next week’s poll is finalized.
Last Week’s winners were Chicago Baseball for their less than stellar performance this year, and the Toyota Truck Driver that flipped over his vehicle while transporting a load of people in the back. Interesting footage, and video evidence of douchebaggery will make any nomination a contender.

This week we’ve got:

Ashley Judd: Beardown crept out of the B&B section to nominate Judd for running around with her boobs bouncing. Beardown isn’t the first man that I’ve heard complain about women flaunting their boobs, but the others were certified homos. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. So if a woman being attentionwhorey and boob bouncy is worthy of a douchebag nomination, fish that condom out of your anus and vote for Ashley Judd!

Asshole UFC Fans: Crystal Lake Huffy went to a somewhat local Sports bar in Palatine for the big Hawks playoff game with a few friends, and all went well until the UFC crowd showed up. Chicks wearing tapout shirts with tinfoil on their hands talked crap to his lady, and earned themselves a dbag nomination. Now, this thread devolved into accusations of the homoerotic nature of the UFC, and the UFC crowd didn’t like it. But the point here is that these fans had an attitude and said ignorant shit to people they didn’t know. Does this earn them a win for the week?

Wrigley Field Bleacher Policy: Joe Orr Road Rod has nominated Wrigley Field’s management for the fact that they oversell their product and force people into standing room only when they have a “bleacher seat” ticket. Doug argued that the Bleacher Policy is well stated and clear. JORR disagrees and states the ticket says “seat”. There are plenty of reasons to douchebag the goings on at Wrigley, but is their bleacher policy one of them?

Jim Joyce: This was a rare nomination from illini81887. We all heard about how a blown call in the 9th inning with 2 away cost Gallaraga a perfect game. The umpire totally blew it too; I mean it wasn’t even particularly close. He later admitted he is a douchebag screw up too, after the game was over and it was far too late to fix the problem. While he later handled the situation with some degree of class, the debate remains open as to whether this ultimately diminishes his douchebaggy bad call. It’s up to you, CSFMB. Does this guy deserve the week’s honors?

Mark Kirk: Seacrest nominated senate candidate Mark Kirk because he had misrepresented his military record by claiming a unit award as a personal award. Some say that it was just an honest mistake, while others think that he is intentionally misstating his experience and record in order to lie his way to the Senate. I try to ignore political nominations but I am convinced that Seacrest would try to kill me if he ever found me so I am including this nomination in order to prevent getting shot.

Well folks, there’s this week’s nominations. Please get your votes in and let’s help Douchebag pick his next avatar!

Happy Friday, and GO HAWKS!

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Asshole UFC fans, but you guys went to the wrong bar in Palatine anyway.

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Mark Kirk, He seemed to be the decent guy in the race but looks can be deceiving.

On a ancillary note ,anyone who votes for Ashly Judd is a burrito as big as your head.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I must say that these are even more entertaining to read now that I've been in the presence of DS.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George