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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:05 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

I'm more waiting for the angst when Bulls whiff on all the big FAs and overpay for Carlos Boozer.

Reason #63:

Hockey fans defend their "sport" by attacking NBA basketball.

I'm not attacking the NBA - I enjoy that sport too. I just think the outcry in this town when the Bulls whiff on Bosh, LBJ and Wade is going to be huge.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:07 am

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Ya see. There it is agian. Almost like an involuntary reaction...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:08 am

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hawkeye Vince wrote:

I'm more waiting for the angst when Bulls whiff on all the big FAs and overpay for Carlos Boozer.

Reason #63:

Hockey fans defend their "sport" by attacking NBA basketball.

I'm not attacking the NBA - I enjoy that sport too. I just think the outcry in this town when the Bulls whiff on Bosh, LBJ and Wade is going to be huge.

Quick note: The only teams capable of getting HUGE reactions in this town are the Cubs and Bears

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Hawkeye Vince

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:10 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Ya see. There it is agian. Almost like an involuntary reaction...

Kind of like your jump shot bricking off the backboard.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:11 am

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

I'm not attacking the NBA - I enjoy that sport too. I just think the outcry in this town when the Bulls whiff on Bosh, LBJ and Wade is going to be huge.

Don't say that. Lebrawn will be wearing a Bulls uniform this fall.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:11 am

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Ya see. There it is agian. Almost like an involuntary reaction...

Kind of like your jump shot bricking off the backboard.

We need to get on the court again. And soon...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:11 am

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Hawkeye Vince wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Ya see. There it is agian. Almost like an involuntary reaction...

Kind of like your jump shot bricking off the backboard.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:14 am

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Scottie Pippen wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Quick note: The only teams capable of getting HUGE reactions in this town are the Cubs and Bears

6 Titles and still the 3rd most popular team at their peak

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:15 am

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:17 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Quick note: The only teams capable of getting HUGE reactions in this town are the Cubs and Bears

ABC 7 wrote:

There were 1.75 million people at the White Sox rally parade in 2005.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:17 am

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Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree with Scottie and Original. Nobody was even close to touching the Bulls at their peak....

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:18 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Quick note: The only teams capable of getting HUGE reactions in this town are the Cubs and Bears

ABC 7 wrote:

There were 1.75 million people at the White Sox rally parade in 2005.

And if the Bears or Cubs won...1.75 BILLION

Bears

Cubs

White Sox

Bulls

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:19 am

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Roger, why do you hate me?

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:20 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree with Scottie and Original.

That statement is a tad redundant.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:20 am

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I think I see what's going on here. Start your own thread, Roger!!!!

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:20 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree with Scottie and Original.

That statement is a tad redundant.

That was one of my professors at Columbia.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:21 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That was one of my professors at Columbia.

oh....my.....God....

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:22 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree with Scottie and Original. Nobody was even close to touching MJ at his peak....

Fixed. The town was an MJ fan. RPB is spot on with his team rankings

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:22 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That was one of my professors at Columbia.

oh....my.....God....

...look...at...her...butt!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:23 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Yeah. I'm gonna have to agree with Scottie and Original. Nobody was even close to touching MJ at his peak....

Fixed. The town was an MJ fan. RPB is spot on with his team rankings

Not during their title run...

Bulls
Bears
Cubs
Sox

Shooting dice

Foot races down the block

Blackhawks

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:24 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

That was one of my professors at Columbia.

oh....my.....God....

...look...at...her...butt!

You sort of redeemed yourself...

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:24 am

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In the early 90s, the Sox were light years ahead of the Cubs. "Good Guys Wear Black"

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:25 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Roger, why do you hate me?

Jealousy.

I wanted to be a hip hop star

Ivan. No team ever passed the Bears in this town. Ever.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:26 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

In the early 90s, the Sox were light years ahead of the Cubs. "Good Guys Wear Black"

Yup. Despite 2005, that was still my favorite time as a fan. The Coobs were friggin boring in the early 90s, despite having Sammy, Grace, and Sandberg.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:27 am

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Guys, we need to get back on the subject of why hockey sucks.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:28 am

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Douchebag wrote:

Guys, we need to get back on the subject of why hockey sucks.

Thanks, Douchebag....

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:29 am

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yes, right. Good call.

Lets see...
Didn't hockey season start like in August? And people say baseball is too long..
I think the beard thing is pretty silly
I do like the tradition of not wanting the conference champ trophy, but that still doesn't mean you can't celebrate being the best team in the conference.
Hockey coaches never smile. Never.

Ignore the Indian.

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rogers park bryan

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:31 am

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Hockey sucks for the same reason all sports suck: TOO LONG.

All the major sports other than Football, play their championship in a season not meant for that sport

Stanley Cup- Spring
NBA Finals- Summer
World Series- Fall

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:34 am

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We're all ignoring the fact that football is boring as fuck. And yes, I'm being very serious.

Watch an average football game. There is more time spent standing around than actual play. And there are 75 fucking TV replays after every down. And the announcers talk too much...but they have to talk too much because there's nothing actually happening on the damn field.