.158 and sinking....with oswalt on tap tonight. Almost had first inning action if not for a D Lee DP.

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.163 after that homer....

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u beat me to the update, yes indeed, a robust .163 and climbing

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.168

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this is gold

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.167 coming back down to earth

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.171 uncharted territory

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.170 and on the verge of falling of the cliff to the .160's again.

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They were good times while they lasted....
but its back to .169

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Christ, now he can't field. That is a play he needs to make. Sit his sorry fucking ass down.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

You know your average is low when you make an out and the number stays the same.
Holding strong at .169

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Day off in Pittsburgh for the big slugger.

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He's in great company

Clutch pinch hit strikeout today.
.168

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Another day on the bench means the meter collects more rust unless he is called upon to save the day in the 9th with another stellar pinch hit performance.

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D Lee is about to start guesting on the meter if aram doesn't every play again.

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It is official. The Lee-O_meter is up and running. Not quite the Mt. Everestesque climb to relativity that aram had, but Lee has alot of work to do, starting tonight, to improve upon his .235 gem of a season.

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Probably lee, he only has 25 percentage pts to go. Ramirez seems totally fucked, both physically and mentally and he could in fact be 40 years old.

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Not a good start. .234

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.233

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.236 with that bomb, but who hasn't hit one tonight???? Tell me that mr I don't need a hitting coach.

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.235. I feel like we were just here.

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.234
yes you actually managed to go 1-5 and lower your average while your other 350k/season teammates were able to rake against a garbage brewer staff this evening. Fucking carlos silva had 1 hit the other night!!!

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Holding strong yet again at .234. Solid 1-4 performance with 3 hard fought strikeouts.

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10 hits today by the cubs. 0 by Lee. current status--raking at .230

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2 walks almost kept him from plunging to the depths of the .220's but it was not enough as our hitting machine currently sits at .229

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So far NL MVP candidate D LEE has as made as many outs tonight as errors. These 2 hard fought and valiant at bats have resulted in a .227 average.

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.226 after another epic battle ultimately resulting in a strikeout

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.225 after a glorious 0-4 with 2 errors tonight

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Way to impress your (hopefully) future team my man. What is that 3 bombs in 2 days? Sill only at .232 as the aram o meter is about to be functional again.

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