Beat me to it

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Mexican World Cup coach Javier Agguire while the team was passing through the Mexico City airport. On the back of my boarding pass. Had to ask him who the hell he was, though...

I can't believe I forgot this one. I was at one of the rosemont area hotels back in 95 i think and I ran into razor ramon in the lobby and got him to sign either a valet slip or something the bell hop guy gave me. Owen Hart was in the building but I didn't see him long enough to get his autograph.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Nice. Could you tell if he was drunk?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I was too young to pay attention to such things, but I am sure he was. I do remember that he was rocking a toothpick.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

When I worked gate 3.5 at the old stadium from 87 until it closed I got tons of them from not only Bulls and Hawks but since I had all the will call tickets I would know who was coming. I had tickets for Roger Clemens once. I called my bud and told him to bring his Clemens cards. Should have seen the look on Clemens face when my bud approached him with all these cards to sign. He actually signed em all but you had to think Clemens was wondering how this guy knew he would be there.

Best though for me was getting Walter Payton to sign a football for me at a Bulls game. Besides signing his name he also signed SWEETNESS on it. What a great guy he was, left us way too early.

Best autograph that I received but didnt get signed on my own was a game used Jordan jersey. It was a Christmas gift from the Bulls director of PR.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Tim Belcher, Joey Cora

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Yeah, OK Bernstein!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Sister went to a MTV Music Awards show years ago, dating a tour manager, and got Metallica to all sign the book they gave to everyone sitting in the 'talent' area. Still have it. Its shiny.

Sandy Koufax

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

1 - Babe Winkelman
2 - David Spada on a "Bearly Legal" hat

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Host of the weekly "We Fish ASA" podcast
Weekly columnist for the Northwest Herald
Bi-monthly columnist for Illinois Outdoor News magazine
Former host of The Outdoors Experience on WIND and The Great Outdoors on CLTV
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John Mengelt, only because of the Story. will tell it again upon request

But I do have an MJ autograph on a huffy backboard that on one side has the MJ signature facsimile.

Unused Backboard as well. Had it in my jeep, parked next to Jordan after a game and he probably would not have come over a few cars if he didnt see the backboard.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Funny, I have a 1969 Mets ball that my father in law got from his friend Jerry Koosman. Ryan and Seaver are pristine on it.

I'll be more than happy to give you my address, Vince. So you can send it on down here and I can piss on it.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Martin Amis

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

You and Harry can bring it into the Sox "CLUBHOUSE"????????

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

My mother ran into Steve McMichael at O'Hare, got his autograph, gave it to me as a Christmas.

Did he show you or momma his little Christmas? Or his champaigne room? Mongo got all that and more!!!!

With your car or were you jogging at the time? Lawyers really are the assholes of the planet.

Scooter, the POTUS is a lawyer. How long have you been a racist, Scooter?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

POTUS? Please explain.

What the fuck do I look like, an encyclopedia? Look it up yourself, Scooter.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

President of the United States

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Plain Ol' Taxin Us Steadily.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Forgot about the two I have in my office

Ginger Zee and Zoraida Sambolin

Dr Ken will love that.