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I guess JJ is feeling fine. Frank Thomas is going to need someone to drive him home.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Wow. This is amazing.

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Fire Phil Emery

Yeah I know he's a Cubs fan. DON'T STOP NOW BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What a fucked up night of baseball. I'm happy I was at a bar and not sitting at home watching this clusterfuck. A doubleheader, a burned out starter, a beatup bullpen and no Matt Thornton. Tony Pena deserves a medal for going 7 innings in game two. Johnny Danks needs to throw a complete game today.

Keyser, the effects of this series may well be felt for the remainder of the year. Talk about completely fucking your pitching staff.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Speaking of "fucking your pitching staff," Joe West works the plate TODAY when John Danks & Zach Greinke toe the rubber in the finale of this series in Kansas City. Consider yourselves warned...

I hate Joe West.

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No kidding. September 1 can't come fast enough. They should callup 4-5 pitchers just to eat some innings.

The Twins are having problems of their own. They put Kevin Slowey and Ron Mahay on the DL yesterday. This is turning into a war of attrition.

I'll never understand for the life of me why the White Sox & Royals couldn't wait until September 2nd to make up Friday's rainout instead of a doubleheader that didn't end until 1:15a this morning...The Sox & Royals have an off day, although the Sox would be in between Cleveland & Boston on this next road trip.

Pierre lf
Vizquel 3b
Rios cf
Konerko 1b
Quentin rf
Pierzynski c
Ramirez ss
Kotsay dh
Beckham 2b

Well damn, players make errors too. Let's replace them with machines that don't throw wild pitches, catchers that don't allow passed balls and left fielders that don't faghop when making a catch.

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Also, NOT easily perfectable. But Counselor PeePis summarily dismissed my argument.

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That's not how the game is played man. The game involves human umpires. That's what baseball is.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Going to be a long game with Hawk bitching about the strike zone, and starting the game on Friday.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

They've used Questec.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I don't think you get baseball man. That is not how you play the game. You don't put sensors in a baseball. It's cork, yarn, leather. Some mud.
Umpires call the game. Just like players play the game umpires call the game. That's what it is. It's a game played, officiated and watched by humans.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You don't really believe the strikezone goes against the Sox consistently, do you?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

See that's what I'm getting at. Calls come and go. It's a bloody human game. There are no sports that are officiated by machines.


Well, that's the beautiful thing about 600 AB's over 162 games. You have plenty of chances to get over it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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112 pitches in 6 innings. Johnny needs to learn to get quicker outs.

Oh but we are being treated to another Hawk Bitch-A-Palooza about the fucking umpires. Shut the fuck up goddamn it. Is this asshole ever fucking happy? Might be the most miserable motherfucker aside from mariotti in sports.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Hawk says he knew the stike zone would be bad today, then why are you still bitching about it. Hawk needs to be fired this season. Big Frank needs to stay out of the booth also, he is helping Hawk bitch.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

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Bobby in the 7th? Huh....

I wonder what his thoughts are on Jay's trip to the hoosegow.

"Where's that pitch?"

It was 4 inches above the letters, you bastard.

"Where's that pitch?"
It was 3 inches inside, Hawk.

"I can't believe that they let Joe West ump an important game late in the season...yakkity"
You've got to be kidding me Hawk. Just shut the fuck up man. This is getting embarassing. Seriously.
Hawk is fucking completely umprofessional.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yeah, this is brutal. Perhaps the worst I've heard yet.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Put the tag on him Alexei god damn it!