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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:50 pm 
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Handy Manny said he and his tools can fix the White Sox and Bears but to give the Cubs to Fred Sanford.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:52 pm 
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Did you have a stroke or something?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:54 pm 
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I say this in all seriousness David, you are one ugly mother fucker

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Free Ajent wrote:
I say this in all seriousness David, you are one ugly mother fucker

Which one is he?

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spanky wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
I say this in all seriousness David, you are one ugly mother fucker

Which one is he?


I thought it was a given that he was on the left, or am I wrong?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:58 pm 
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So thats what a hypocrite looks like.

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spanky wrote:
Free Ajent wrote:
I say this in all seriousness David, you are one ugly mother fucker

Which one is he?

Third job?

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Darkside wrote:
Did you have a stroke or something?

Lobotomy is more like it.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:50 pm 
He heard what Pappy's FSR rates are and had a breakdown.


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You need a new joke writer, David.

Throw me a $5k NR retainer and you got one.


Who will you hire with that?

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Did Manny tell you to quit trying to friend him on Facebook?

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Did Manny tell you to quit trying to friend him on Facebook?


:lol:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
A7X wrote:
Did Manny tell you to quit trying to friend him on Facebook?


:lol:

Yeah, what is the deal with all the numerous requests? Profile re-tooling? Let the record show.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:38 pm 
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Imagine if you had a company with hot chicks named Mandy that could fix stuff!!!!


OK I read it wrong

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:21 pm 
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Did Manny introduce you to all his special tool friends? Wilbur the wrench, Tommy the T-Square, and Harry the hammer? Harry LOVES to smash little kids like you over the head at least ten times!

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Amazing stuff right here.


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