Not about KS, but this if funny.


A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.


I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.


This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

So how was it?

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You were a bit rough for my tastes.

How many cigarettes were you worth? Follow up: how many menthol cigarettes were you worth?

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

The intolerance of the smoker has even spread to our fine prison system?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Keeping Score is such a pussy, he'd end up getting raped in Monopoly jail.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Word has it, just like Richard Speak, Keeping Score developed a treasury chest.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

If you can't do the time...

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

Hey, screw you, pal. You don't get to pull the fucking shit on us, come waltzing back in and get away with it all unscathed. Just because you got ass fucked while in the hoosegow, doesn't exempt you from a dick slapping here.

I sent you a heartfelt PM because I thought you were at death's door. Instead you just had Clearance's dick in your mouth. That's a fine kettle of fish, now ain't it?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Sorry, I don't Speak Dick ... that's Frank's department.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Oh fuck, how can you worry about the Speck in my eye, with the log in yours? I'm not the fucking Pope, for Christ's sake.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

We've been... not in prison?

You didn't answer the original question, BTW. Cigs might come in handy to mask the post-coital stank of a conjugal trailer. Or how 'bout in the yard after Paul Crewe wraps up the 7-on-7 drills?

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

Is that what you said to your prison husband?

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this was on the other night. it's pretty damn funny.
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicke ... -shiv.html

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@audioidkid

RedPB, this is why Big Fan keeps deleting your mults and putting you on timeout.

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Keeping Score
Prison Bitch = MATCH!!!

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

While tossing another mans salad, which type of Dressing did you prefer? Or did you just go plain to get the full flavor?

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Nothing to fear but fear itself, and me.

Very well done.

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Red has been deleted. And RPB is probably been suspended for a day.

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Keeping Score, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Keeping Score, headed for the CSFMB. Those of us who knew him best talk about him often. I swear, the stuff he pulled... Sometimes it makes me sad, though, Keeping Score being gone. I have to remind myself that some avatars aren't meant to have bags on their heads. Their avatars are just too controversial and when they get banned for a week, the part of you that knows it was a sin to suspend them does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and Panthery when they're gone. I guess I just missed Keeping Score.

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Keeping Score was in prison for three years. The day he got out, his girlfriend and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His girlfriend turned to him and answered, "E.F."
Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
She responded simply, "E.F."
He repeated, "F.F."
She again replied, "E.F."
"Martha! Dad!" his son yelled. "What's going on?"
Keeping Score answered: "This whore wants to eat first!"

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You don't get TBS in prison?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

you mean TNT.

One, I'll end the mystery. It's from Shawshank Redemption. Two, did I hate you back in the day? I don't think I was around enough to hate anyone. Except Murph and Ed Thomas from Wendy's.

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I follow where my mind goes...

Now do one about Reason as Brooks....

...actually, on second thought...nevermind...

...poor Brooks...

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

Drop In, do you mean Dave Thomas?

Yes.

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Am I missing something? Where is this whole prison story?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.