Sosa in wood shop.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

In the tradition of Taft's "Fountain of Time" it should feature multiple figures including Steve Bartman, Ronnie Wickers, a Greek priest, a couple of goats, Ace from Bernie's, and the entire College of Coaches.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

Sosa with a needle sticking out of his ass.

Mark Prior throwing a towel

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Dutchie Caray with fists full of $100.00 bills!!!!!!!

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Yosh Kawano

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Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

whistler with a blow up doll....a virgin!!!!

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Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

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Hector Villanueva dropping a ball while eating a burrito.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Ron Santo in the back of the on-deck circle staring at the black cat.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm leaning towards one of Mark Grace, Rod Beck and Jeff Blauser at a card table in the clubhouse smokin heaters, drinking beers and playin cards in only their sliders.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I think you forgot Glenallen Hill.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No, I just wanted ES to be able to appreciate the statue too.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Nicely played.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

jack dirckhosue taking a shit on someones shest...that would be awesome....brzone that fucker...

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"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

Four baton-wielding Keystone cops beating down a fishing hat-wearing hipster.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

Prefacing this with allegedly...

What about a statue of Dave Martinez and Raffy Palmeiro tag teaming a certain 2nd baseman's ex-wife in her corncob dress? Now THAT'S a goddamn statue!

Could be a fountain, too.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

How about Cub fans bent over and taking up the ass like they do year after year?

Group of Cubs fans holding a mock 'Attendance Championship' trophy while pointing and laughing at the scoreboard which shows the Sox losing to the Indians 8-2.


Though I guess we don't need a statue to see that on a daily basis...

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Perfect. Just perfect.

I hope I see this happen every year to Cub fans.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Sammy Sosa. I know this was all a joke to most people that have posted in this thread, but if I were to guess who the next statue would be of, it would be Sosa. 3 years with 60 or more homers. Over 600 in his career. the most homers by a Cub. An MVP (1998) and probably enshrinement into the HOF. He sold a lot of tickets and provided a lot of entertainment/highlights. If not Sammy, a statue of Jenkins and Maddux, for whom the #31 was retired. Jenkins deserved the honor on his own IMO. Madux had too many of his outstanding years with the Braves. Jenkins with his 6 straight years of 20 or more wins and his HOF induction is certainly deserving as well. Jenkins and Maddux have 1 thing in common (besides both wearing #31) they are the only 2 pitchers in MLB history to have more than 3000 strikeouts and less than 1000 walks issued in their careers.

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Go Cubs!!!!

My guess would be Jenkins. There is as much a chance of a Sammy Sosa statue as there is of a Manny Ramirez statue in Boston.

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Leon Durham and Alex Gonzalez. A tribute to infielding practice.

The next statue should be a tribute to Wrigley fans.

As long as the kid is pissing on a White Sox pennant/hat or something like that.

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Go Cubs!!!!

Light the fuse & bronze this!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Keep taking those I.Q. tests......you may top 100 someday.

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