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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:25 pm 
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SHARK said, "Bitch don't tease me...just take it off!"

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SHARK went to the website and when Danica did not get naked there it made him angry......I don't think you will like SHARK very much when he's angry....

:lol: :lol: :lol: Actually, it's the teasing that drives me and others crazy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 2:33 pm 
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How man quotes fit into one "paragragh" (block of words)



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There are many morning news/talk shows to choose from these days. On the national side, there's of course, NBC News' "Today Show", ABC News' "Good Morning America", CBS News' "Early Show", HLN's "Morning Express with Robin Meade", CNN's "American Morning", FOX News Channel's "FOX & Friends", MSNBC's "Morning Joe", and CNBC's "Squawk Box" to name a few. On the local side, you've got the undisputed ratings leader in "ABC7 News This Morning", NBC5's own version of "Today", CW9's wacky "WGN Morning News", CBS2's little watched "Monsters & Money in the Morning", WCIU 26 The U'z "You & Me This Morning" and FOX32's "Good Day Chicago". It's the last of those shows that I'd like to bring to your attention.


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SHARK: Do you have a satellite dish attached to your head?

I have DIRECTV HD, if that's what you are asking, TM.

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Who's the guy that looked like he walked off the set of Spies Like Us?
Based on that photo, I think it's the guy on the left...As for Pat O'Brien, I'm old enough to remember when P.O.B. was on CBS Sports doing pregame & halftime for the NBA...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:35 pm 
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I don't want Manny Ramirez and his hot dog shtick, Frank! If I wanted a hot dog, I'd go to Franksville near my house.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:37 pm 
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I don't want Manny Ramirez and his hot dog shtick, Frank! If I wanted a hot dog, I'd go to Franksville near my house.

That is great on so many levels.

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Bernstein & Seacrest? His name is Barry Rozner


:lol:
SHARK that was cool.

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Bernstein & Seacrest? His name is Barry Rozner


:lol:
SHARK that was cool.

:lol: :lol: Does Rozner sound like Seacrest, Darkside?


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Bernstein & Seacrest? His name is Barry Rozner


:lol:
SHARK that was cool.

:lol: :lol: Does Rozner sound like Seacrest, Darkside?

Probably.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:34 pm 
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SHARK wrote:
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Bernstein & Seacrest? His name is Barry Rozner


:lol:
SHARK that was cool.

:lol: :lol: Does Rozner sound like Seacrest, Darkside?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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He's as hot as the weather likely will be Sunday night

Temps supposed to be in the 50s and 60s for this weekend's races.

Thanks, Doc. I forgot it was September... :oops: :lol:

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I have not contributed to this thread, but I beleive that this kind of commentary is one of the reasons this thread is here, yes?

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Like many Americans, I was at work when I first heard the tragedy unfold. I remember the news was so big, sports talk radio & music were actually pre-empted for breaking news coverage of the terrorist attacks.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


@ The last TWO


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I actually thought this was pretty clever post. Good effort from SHARK:

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Here's the lineup for the White Sox this eve vs. lefty Bruce Chen of Kansas City:

1 Juan "Slumping" Pierre LF
10 Alexei "Ozzie, Bat Me 2nd The Rest of the Way!" Ramirez SS
51 Alex "Had a 2-Run Homer Yesterday...Whoopee!" Rios CF
14 Paul "1 For 4 w/a Run Scored" Konerko 1B
99 Manny "Why The Hell Am I Here?" Ramirez DH
12 Anthony John "I Still Want to Play Here" Pierzynski C
20 Carlos "I Can Throw Better Than Mark Teahen" Quentin RF
15 Gordon "Batting 8th? Yes!" Beckham 2B
22 Brent "Get Used to It" Morel 3B

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:05 pm 
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:lol: At this entire exchange, but mainly SHARK'S last reply:

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It's now or never for the White Sox...It would help if they swept the Twins, especially because the Saturday game vs. the Tigers is the FOX Sports' "Saturday Baseball Game of the Week" at 3:10p and the ESPN "Sunday Night Baseball" game at 7:10p Sunday to wrap up the homestand. You've got to give fans watching everywhere else reason to watch...


the Mathematical probability of the Twins winning the A.L. Central is currently 97.3% . Fot the Sox to have any real chance they would have to sweep to have any realistic hope. After looking over the pitching match-ups, do you think a sweep is at all likely? I sure don't, unless it's the Twins doing the sweeping. But to be fair, I doubt that will happen either. It is a whole lot more likely the lead after this series is either a 7 or 5 game lead for the Twins.


Steve, let me ask a dumb question then...Why are FOX Sports & ESPN bothering to feature the White Sox this weekend anyway?

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Steve, let me ask a dumb question then...Why are FOX Sports & ESPN bothering to feature the White Sox this weekend anyway?


Everytime I saw a promo for the Sox game last night, I wondered why they didn't have a backup game in the arsenal.


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Steve, let me ask a dumb question then...Why are FOX Sports & ESPN bothering to feature the White Sox this weekend anyway?


Everytime I saw a promo for the Sox game last night, I wondered why they didn't have a backup game in the arsenal.

That brings me back to the Braves Cubs showdown at Wrigley on Fox in the last weekend of 2004


Cubs clinched out of playoffs, Braves clinched into playoffs on the day before.

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Great, now I am going to miss Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

It's on quite a bit, Douchebag. It's called a TV Guide...

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I just got bitch slapped by SHARK

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Wow. But at least SHARK doesn't realize he was being a dick.

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I just got bitch slapped by SHARK

At least he didn't tell you that you could have watched 6 hours of Lucy.

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I just got bitch slapped by SHARK

At least he didn't tell you that you could have watched 6 hours of Lucy.

...Or 18 Hours of Andy as in "The Andy Griffith Show"... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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What is WVAZ FM? Not clicking with me.

That's V103, Eaglo. It's called the legal ID. :wink:

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Jeffro is not familiar with balck radio.

Exhibit Q.

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Jeffro is not familiar with balck radio.

Exhibit Q.

Guilty of it not being on my presets.
I am familiar with dark radio.....as in being dark for almost two months. :evil: :evil: :evil: :(

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The ageless Charlie Batch will start again at QB for the Steelers when they host the Ravens in Pittsburgh Sunday. CBS Sports sends Jim Nantz & Phil Simms to call that likely slobberknocker at Heinz Field.


:lol: :lol:

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The ageless Charlie Batch will start again at QB for the Steelers when they host the Ravens in Pittsburgh Sunday. CBS Sports sends Jim Nantz & Phil Simms to call that likely slobberknocker at Heinz Field.


:lol: :lol:


Good god thats Jim Nantz's music!!!!!!!!!!

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I thought you were chuckling over the use of the word slobberknocker. You know what former Cardinals' lineman Conrad Dobler would also call the Ravens/Steelers' matchup Sunday? He'd call it a snotbubbler... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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