I also love how he bragged about all the difficult work he does, and his "portfolio" has an elevator hallway, a basement, and a garage. I'm pretty sure I could paint a garage.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yes but could you paint it without scaring the homeowners with your inked up scaryness?
I don't think so.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

He says "Content copyright 2010". He never says copyrighted by him.

I'm trying to figure out what work he did on the mansion, which is pretty clearly stone.

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...and links to a realty site.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

you can't expect his work to be grade A. do you have any idea how much effort it takes to be a branded hall of fame caller? he doesn't pay stats inc for his substantive information, gentlemen.

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As part of his services, he removes paint fumes.




by inhaling them all.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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I read this as excrement at first glance.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Did PANTHER just call a conversation creepy?



I HAVE BROUGHT SAUSAGE! IT'S SPICY!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

^^^ = the lovechild of jack black and russell brand

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Where did this happen?
I see NO personal information at all.
This is no different from us discussing the Score website.
This is a public website. Open to all. Advertised on the web.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Right. And if you noticed, we have not linked the website, nor mentioned his real name, and I would hope that no one else does either.

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We are doing him a favor. No one will take him seriously with a site like that.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Seriously. We've provided hundreds of dollars worth of free copy editing services.

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Fire Phil Emery

I guarantees it!
It's hard work to receiove respect!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Speak for yourself!

No way I want anything to do with half of these people here!

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

High speed web access: $65
Laptop: $550

Panther lessons on not taking things too far.

Priceless

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Would you feel better - or worse - if I said I knew that off the top of my head?

... no, I in fact did google it ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They could before. What's your point?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thanks, Panther.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

So.................what does any of this have to do with Santa's Village? I'm not goin' all the way back to the beginning.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

dude, at some point he has to service his hot-ass wife while we're all busy masturbating in our parents' basements.

for the record, when i shooped one of his publically accessible facebook pictures, i edited out the face of his wife because she is an innocent. he, on the other hand, is not.

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I almost missed this at first...
And that was some fuckin awesome sassage.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

hey, be lucky it's not Panther you posted this about...if it were you'd have gotten 100 pm's already

Naw more like 75, he would have deleted 25 of them before you got a chance to read them

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Well, Steve claimed that Santa's Village went out of business due to it's proximity to the predominately hispanic Carpentersville and thus, there were big time gang problems at Santa's Village. In fact, Latin Kings owned Coney Island and Latin eagles owned Santa's World, and they'd meet at the polar dome to dance and knife fight.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

This sounds like one of those deals where I wake up with a size 7 poop chute.
No thanks man.
And I'll also have you know, when I camp... I camp ARMED.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

googling some of the exact quotes reveal unintentional hilarity.
And also shows that he might have murphed more than just the pictures.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Gimmick infringement.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Google "Don't trust your painting needs to anyone with a brush. We offer a wealth of experience and expertise, at the same prices as inexperienced painters"

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