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PostPosted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:55 am 
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I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, but did anyone know this gem?

On September 25, 2009 Salisbury provided the color commentary for the Lingerie Football League presentation of Friday Night Football.

Could this be any more appropriate? Also I didn't know this fool had publicly admitted the "dick picture."


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:35 pm 
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What do they pay these girls? Some have great bodies and that shit is violent!

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 Post subject: Re: LFL
PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:09 pm 
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What do they pay these girls? Some have great bodies and that shit is violent!

The fly honey works with somebody on the team. If she remembers she'll ask for sure, but she thinks they get paid like $250 a game (but much less if they don't "dress"). They practice 5 times a week usually until like 11 or midnight but they don't get paid for that. She didn't know if they get paid for bar appearances or other promotional stuff. She says the LFL'er is pretty bruised up. I'm friends with her on Facebook (button 48) and her photo album is full of LFL pix.

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I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


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But at least they can keep their dignity.

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 Post subject: Re: LFL
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


If you haven't nicknamed her "burger" you are less of a man than I thought.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


Does she earn more on stage?


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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


Does she earn more on stage?


Watch a game and they hit really hard, I can't imagine these girls go on stage after that??? Maybe makeup does wonders on bruises? Would need a Sox fan to tell me if that works.

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 Post subject: Re: LFL
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


Does she earn more on stage?


She's actually a teacher during the day. :lol:


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The one I know is a teacher too.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


Furr? Really?

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


Furr? Really?


No, just "Furr".


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Does she earn more on stage?


She's actually a teacher during the day. :lol:

Where were teachers like that growing up?


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We have every kind of stupid group outing on this board but you guys with a connection to a professional league set us up with nothing.

The LFL would probably give us halftime lap dances for bringing a group of 20 to a game.

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 Post subject: Re: LFL
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I'm with Dolphin on this. Just was thinking that a night out with the boys would be pretty FUNny if we went to one of these games just to check it out.

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 Post subject: Re: LFL
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No way you come out here for this dolphin.

I will be more than happy to organize a Chicago Rush outing for next season. I can make sure its a good deal for all involved.


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Apparently they get paid a % of the gate for the game and not a fixed amount. Practices and appearances are all rolled into that. Not sure what that means for away games.


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so whens the gang going?


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 Post subject: Re: LFL
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Well, since they only play a total of about 5 games a season, you've got slim pickings.


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Woodridge Ryan wrote:
No way you come out here for this dolphin.

I will be more than happy to organize a Chicago Rush outing for next season. I can make sure its a good deal for all involved.


Are you with The Rush again? I'd be happy to go and support your cause.

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I thought I let you in on this. Was hired as vice president, ticketing about a month ago. I have your Mallards prize pack for the kids here too. Will send it soon. Just about caught up on the unpacking and what not.


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Mallards tshirts? Sweet! Hook a brother up!


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I'm actually pretty good friends with #15 on the Chicago Bliss, Heather Furr. From what she says, they don't get paid much at all.


But is Furr shaved?

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Woodridge Ryan wrote:
I thought I let you in on this. Was hired as vice president, ticketing about a month ago. I have your Mallards prize pack for the kids here too. Will send it soon. Just about caught up on the unpacking and what not.


I was sure you told me you were with a different team. Whenever I see the Rush headquarters sign off the expressway it reminds me of you.

Those prize packs will get you very close to being inducted into the ISOGD.

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