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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:02 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

What happened to the bandwagon? Over the summer you would see the Hawks gear everywhere, now I barely hear a peep anywhere about the Hawks. Is it not cool to like hockey again?

I see Hawks stuff just as much as I see Bears stuff.

I don't think he was talking about your house, hockey fan...

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:04 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

I see Hawks stuff just as much as I see Bears stuff.

I don't think he was talking about your house, hockey fan...

I am indeed a hockey fan. Shun me...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:06 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I am strongly considering starting another (very popular) thread where I will give a list of suggestions by which hockey can become....watchable, at the very least. I may open it up to suggestions from everyone. I'm still trying to decide...

Do it. Nothing worse than complaining without offering possible solutions.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:06 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

I am indeed a hockey fan. Shun me...

No need. You guys shun yourselves quite nicely...

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:07 am

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I am not familiar with this Ivan fellow, but at first blush, he kinda blows.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:08 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

There is a level of skill required to play hockey that is unbelievable.

Beating up a cab driver with your drunk idiot cousin is not a skill.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:08 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

There is a level of skill required to play hockey that is unbelievable.

Beating up a cab driver with your drunk idiot cousin is not a skill.

No, it's a way of life.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:08 am

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Mr. Reason wrote:

I am not familiar with this Ivan fellow, but at first blush, he kinda blows.

"I like him! Before I even met him I liked him! You hate him compared to how much I like him!"

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:09 am

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Uh oh. JORR's here. Shit's about to go down now. Dude brings controversy everywhere he goes.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:10 am

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Douchebag wrote:

But he can't delete my black mults in real life...

Are black mults hockey fans?

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:10 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Uh oh. JORR's here. Shit's about to go down now.

Screw that, I'm off to McDonalds. Do they accept Paypal?

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crosscheck

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:11 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

There is a level of skill required to play hockey that is unbelievable.

Beating up a cab driver with your drunk idiot cousin is not a skill.

Well at least he didn't, you know, shoot the driver:

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:13 am

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Mr. Reason wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Uh oh. JORR's here. Shit's about to go down now.

Screw that, I'm off to McDonalds. Do they accept Paypal?

I'm not sure but you can probably find out on their Facebook page.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:14 am

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Any thoughts, Roderick?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:16 am

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JORR definitely seems more like a Rodney to me.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:18 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Any thoughts, Roderick?

I'm not a fan of hockey. Too many Canadians.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:19 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Any thoughts, Roderick?

I'm not a fan of hockey. Too many Canadians.

Right on. Anything they like that much can't be good...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:21 am

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crosscheck wrote:

Well at least he didn't, you know, shoot the driver:

Least he didnt try to, you know, kill HIS DAD :twisted:

Former NHL player Mike Danton says his father, not his agent, was the intended victim of a failed murder-for-hire plot that sent him to prison five years ago.

and he went on to hire a lawyer who never went to law school.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:21 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

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I'm not a fan of hockey. Too many Canadians.

Right on. Anything they like that much can't be good...

That explains The Tragically Hip

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:23 am

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And Wiliams was retired when he smoked his driver.

But, this is not an NBA vs. Hockey thread and I will not let it become one. That's what all true hockey fans run to when they realize their "sport" is nothing more than a hobby...

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:26 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

they realize their "sport" is nothing more than a hobby...

a pastime, perhaps

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:29 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

And Wiliams was retired when he smoked his driver.

How about this guy? Was he retired when he got away with murder at the Super Bowl?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:33 am

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Obstruction of justice (a misdemeanor) = murder?

Oh, hockey fan....

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:34 am

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And why are we talking about other (real) sports? This is about hockey. If it's so great ( :roll:

) it should be able to stand on it's own. But it can't...can it?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:43 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Because its back already. What was that, like a 45 day offseason?

What's baseball's offseason, 2 weeks? :wink:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:44 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

And why are we talking about other (real) sports? This is about hockey. If it's so great ( :roll:

) it should be able to stand on it's own. But it can't...can it?

From what I understand, the greatest hockey player ever, was a pussy who needed a personal bodyguard on the Ice.

Nice example... :roll:

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:47 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Obstruction of justice (a misdemeanor) = murder?

Oh, hockey fan....

Oh, simpleton non-hockey fan - you know what he really did.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:48 am

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Obstruction of justice (a misdemeanor) = murder?

Oh, hockey fan....

Oh, simpleton non-hockey fan - you know what he really did.

Watched someone get stabbed?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:49 am

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Obstruction of justice (a misdemeanor) = murder?

Oh, hockey fan....

Oh, simpleton non-hockey fan - you know what he really did.

So hockey is good because you think an NFL player may have killd someone. Even though he was cleared of murder charges and later charged with a misdemeanor. Got it....

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:50 am

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