The Pittsburgh Pirates may have a relatively new ballpark, PNC Park, but that's about it. That franchise has been irrevelant since a certain dickhead named Barry Bonds, Andy Van Slyke and the 1992 team lost to the Atlanta Braves in the National League Championship Series.

Another thing: They spell "car" as "kar." First of all, it doesn't work on radio since any normal person would never think to spell "car" with a "k." It doesn't translate well if you want people to find your website, recognize print ads, etc.... In addition--why the gimmick spelling anyway? There is no justifiable reason for it.

Second, if this organization is really trying to help the "kids," don't you think they should be setting a better example by spelling "car" correctly?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I apologize, folks. Drew Petersen is in jail, but he's NEVER been charged in the disappearance of 4th wife Stacy, let alone whether there's been any foul play involved.

I feel better after SHARK apologized for this...

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Did anyone hear The SCORE's Laurence Holmes & Joe Ostrowski double team Rock last night?

Are you sure the Champions League soccer match was live? If it wasn't, it's no big deal. If it was live, it's no big deal either...

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

That might be the greatest Shark-ism of all time.

Because Carlos Marmol is to the Cubs what Jim Carrey's character "Fire Marshal Bill" was to "In Living Color", that's why...Marmol's not a closer!

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

SHARK is literally on fire today.....BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHARK is literally on fire today.....BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

I used to have a Ron Jaworski #7 Eagles' jersey growing up...
SHARK as Jaworski: In my thorough examination, the jersey I used to have doesn't fit me anymore!

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

And as Dan Patrick might say, SHARK's EN FUEGO!

rpb is wrong. Phil McCracken is useful.

RPB is right. You suck.

"What biz this be?"

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Those groaning sounds in the background are executives at FOX Sports in Los Angeles and ESPN Radio in Bristol, CT. The last thing they wanted was a Rangers/Giants' World Series matchup, and that may be what we'll get for a Fall Classic.

What groaning sounds? I don't hear any groaning sounds

It's an expression, Stoneroses... Would you want them to vomit like Howard Stern did in that one scene in "Private Parts" when he reluctantly fired a jock?

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Guess what? Cutler was so bad yesterday, I wish I could call him something as girly as what sports radio "shock jock" Jim Rome kept referring to former Rams' QB Jim Everett on his former ESPN2 show many years ago! Until Jason Cutler resembles the franchise QB the Bears thought they were getting from Denver, that's what he will be known as! SHARK's THAT MAD!!!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I dig the "Cut that bitch off!" soundbite.

Patrick is still alive, Eaglo. He narrates "Sports Stars of Tomorrow" for his Dallas-based production company on the weekends. Chances are, he'll be behind the mic again on New Year's Day for FOX Sports' coverage of the Cotton Bowl at the "House that Jerry (Jones) Built" in Arlington, TX.

Pat Sajak tried his hand at a late night talk show, long before David Letterman and "The Late Show". The "Wheel of Fortune" host swung & missed at his own CBS talker back in the early '90s.

I wish Chris Berman would stay "Back, back, back, back, back!" in Bristol, CT or get the hell off my HDTV!

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I disagree with your opinion that they moved the game from the Metrodome because FOX Sports already had cameras in Detroit. I think that the reason the NFL moved the game out of the Metrodome was because a million pounds of snow collapsed the roof of the Metrodome, thereby making the field slightly unsafe.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Legends & Leaders? What the hell is that? Dungeons & Dragons?

How am I supposed to know?!

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I rarely troll.