our faithful nfl handicapper went a stunning 1-4 over the weekend, but mysteriously is still up 4000 jellybeans. guess he is giving himself lots of cushion this time around on his fake betting

Mike's Picks - Monday October 4th

NFL

W Jacksonville + 7 1/2 over Colts 200 Beans
L Arizona +8 over San Diego 100 Beans

L Philadelphia -6 over Washington 200 Beans

L Detroit vs Green Bay under 46 100 Beans
+4170

10/4
NFL Monday night game

Dolphins pick em ov NE 100 beans

more laughs, go to his video section and watch the video about his book how many were sold mikey ?

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shhh.... this is not one of the seals that need to be broken to bring forth the return of steak & bj day. STOP HATIN!

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I thought there would be a claim as to how many were sold?

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Yeah, I noticed this last week.

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=49990&start=104



So, he found a phantom 1,000 beans between 9/23 and 9/24. Just for the record and future reference, he's at +4070 thru 10/7.

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OK, I just did that. That was something.

I don't think I've ever heard anybody talk so long without saying anything. Those first 2 minutes, wow. And excellent camera work on the second segment.

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What a strange man.

What was he babbling about a real sports city has all of it's stadiums IN the city? Wasn't he the idiot running around wanting the Bears to move the Elk Grove site? Who decided that a real sports town is decided by actual stadium location, anyway? Is Houston better than NY or BOS or PHI because all of their shitty teams play within the downtown area? Cripe.

Nice to see some footage of yet another failed North venture's set, though.

As far as the gambling, I don't know how he can LIE SO MUCH. Gotta be tiring, right?

I forgot to check his picks before the weekend. So, I'll take him at his word that, while up +4070 jelly beans, he made one pick, Raiders +6 1/2, for 3000 beans.

So, now he's up +7070 beans with 200 tonight on Jets -4.

Maybe now he can pay back his phantom beans.

Phantom Bean Count currently at +1,000.

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I was worried for a second...you said he had a shitty website and I jumped to the conclusion that he was back at the Score.

So, since we left North, he was at +7070 with 200 on the Jets, which he won to go +7270.

He has since gone -

L. Marshall +6 ov Central Florida 100 Beans
L Under 44 - 200 Beans

To put him +6970.

Then, NCAAF-Kansas +3 ov Kansas St 100 Beans which is also an L to put him at +6870.

But, he's listed at +7170, so let's add to the Phantom Bean count.

For the weekend -



Phantom Bean Count currently at +1,300.

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Doc, can we get a spreadsheet on this one?

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i really think north is delusional. he can never admit that he fucked up his career. nobody close to him will tell him the truth either. hey mikey---if you really want to show us that you are a true gambler then call mac, give him $25,000, and bet REAL money on your picks. mac will lay down the bets for you and can keep track of the cash. But then you would be exposed for the fraud that you are right papsmear? that $25,000 would be gone as fast as you have fallen into obscurity, only to keep popping up with more of the same shtick on a different channel. At least go buy a calculator so you can correctly add and subtract your fake bets. or maybe that can be jen's new job for you other than running your "slurpee" machine.

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I love how all of his losses are juice free.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

When you're Mike North you don't pay juice!!!

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Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

And where does he count the 2-10 record over the first two weeks that this board was listening to his weekend show?

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Those don't count against his Jelly Bean picks.

Those are just some bonus "sure winners" -

--go against Colorado because I hate Gary Barnett
--take whoever is playing Tennessee, I don't know who it is but, give the points

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"dos pickz were not my jellybelly lockz of the week pickz. Bebe actually gave me dos pickz, yeah thats the ticket, bebe went 2-10, not meez"

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Apparently when some of us here have parodied his writing and speech and said his grammar, spelling, etc. were bad, we weren't exaggerating.

That's an L for his UNLV pick, which should put him at +6970 per his count.

Listened to some of the show this morning. Jen Patterson on the show tomorrow night.

His "Bulgarian 5-Star Pick of the Day", whatever the Hell that means, is Philly -3 for 500 beans and then Kyle Orton, who he loves, +3 for 300 beans.

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Somebody really needs to get on the phone line and call him out on this tomorrow night when he is live on the wind.

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Philly W +500
Denver L -300

Jax +3 for 200 beans tonight.

Mike North version of tally: +7170
Phantom Bean Count currently at +1,300.

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He teased this on his Saturday show prior to his Dennis Farina interview.

But, there was no Sunday night interview from what I could tell.

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God, that guy is incredible - it's like you could cut/paste his guest list NO MATTER what the station/decade/year. So he brought in Farina, I'm guessing next he'll replay his show with Pete Rose, then he'll being in Loren-Maltese for an eye-opening interview about how she was setup.

The greatest producers he's ever worked with? Jesse Rogers number one. Jen Jen number two. No love for Rock? What a turd North is. Slapping Rock in the face like that. And doesn't that bonehead know that the Cozzinis are the best knife sharpeners in the business?

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

You know at some point they will have the whole "CBS and CSN wronged us" bitch session complete with disgusting displays of radio affection for each other. I love you Jen!! Oh, Mike you're the best!! Waaaa Waaa Waaa.

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It still amazes me how far this guy has fallen in such a short amount of time. He should have just sat out until he got another radio job. He de-valued his BRAND by doing all these half ass ventures.

click on appearances on his NorthtoNorth website & u get this:
Mike will be on Chicago Tonight: The Week In Review this Friday night, Aug 20th at 7 PM. There are replays at 12:30 AM, and on Saturday morning at 5 AM.

What a sad joke.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

So, with the Monday night loss, we can add 100 beans to the Phantom Bean Count.

Per Mike North Website: +7070
Phantom Bean Count currently at +1,400.

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Further investigation on the line shows that Arizona doesn't play California this week, they play Washington.

California is playing Arizona State this week....ahhh, take them too.

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the question is....does nort think his 8 fans are stupid enough to beleive that he has actually won most of his bets or does nort know how to add and subtract ? plus the phantom 3000 bet he won which i gurantee had he lost, he would have claimed he typed in an extra 0.

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