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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:13 am 
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I'm thinking Big Trouble in Little China today.

Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?

Egg Shen: Yeah.

Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?

Egg Shen: Yeah!

Jack Burton: Good! Thought so.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:15 am 
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Jack Burton: All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:17 am 
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Eddie: Well sure it was a war. And anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces.
Jack Burton: Hell of being what?
Eddie: Chinese have a lot of Hells.
Uncle Chu: What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
Jack Burton: She can't get enough of me.
Gracie: Hah! He wishes.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:17 am 
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Jack Burton: Wang, these guys, these Sing Dings...

Wang Chi: Chang Sings.

Jack Burton: They got enemies?

Wang Chi: Wing Kong.

Jack Burton: Who wear red turbans?

Wang Chi: [sees they're now surrounded by Wing Kong warriors] Holy SHIT! These guys are animals, Jack!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:20 am 
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Jack Burton: Is this gonna get ugly, now? Huh? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old friends. You know, just both of us Californians.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:22 am 
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Jack Burton: Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:26 am 
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Jack Burton: "Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
Lo Pan: There have been others, to be sure. There are always others. But you know, Mr. Burton, the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out? Yet we all keep trying, like fools.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:27 am 
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Jack Burton: [tapping on the walls] Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!

Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack!

Jack Burton: Oh, okay, I won't, Wang! Let's just *chew* our way outta here.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:32 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:34 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:36 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:39 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:41 am 
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Sounds like Waddle is going to be on with Harry & Jurko today.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:45 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:48 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:49 am 
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Ok Hank. I'm done. You win.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 9:58 am 
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:lol: I was out of ideas as well. I was going to throw in the towel after one more.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:19 pm 
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Now for an actual post aboot the show....

Haugh sucks.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:36 pm 
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wait there is a show going on?

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