Thanks Beef. It makes me feel all warm inside when my words can cause injury to the general public.
Here's the entry, Reason -
Lovie Smith's Fear Factor
Lovie Smith is required to live through one horrifying experience after another - disgusting foods, disgusting acts, etc. After each event, Lovie must stand in front of a room full of people and profess his enjoyment of said activity.
For example, after eating a bowl of uncooked pig uterus, Lovie must state - "I look at the meal as a whole. It needs to improve but pig uterus is our food and we'll go from there."
I'm still not certain if I won. I'm going to email them today.
I liked the Cedric Benson show entry. Cedric just sits around and talks about how much better his show is than Thomas Jones'.