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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:43 pm 
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Parker and Longoria are getting divorced. Noah is getting laid tonight. Bulls win 106-97

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Tony Parker, Eva Longoria to divorce

LOS ANGELES -- Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker, citing irreconcilable differences.

Longoria filed for divorce Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court. She and Parker, the All-Star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.

In the filing, Longoria, who had taken Parker's name, is requesting that her name be restored to Eva Jacqueline Longoria. The filing also states that the couple had a prenuptial agreement.

Longoria asked the court to require each side pay its own attorneys' fees, and rule that she should not have to pay spousal support to Parker.

Longoria's spokeswoman, Liza Anderson, said the actress had no comment. Parker, 28, wasn't immediately available for comment.

Longoria, 35, is best known for her role on ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

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Rose will then proceed to make Tony Parker his beeeotch!

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Parker, 28,
Longoria, 35


that says it all, especially combined with

Parker's road pussy, 17-24.

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Parker and Longoria are getting divorced. Noah is getting laid tonight. Bulls win 106-97

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Tony Parker, Eva Longoria to divorce

LOS ANGELES -- Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker, citing irreconcilable differences.

Longoria filed for divorce Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court. She and Parker, the All-Star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.

In the filing, Longoria, who had taken Parker's name, is requesting that her name be restored to Eva Jacqueline Longoria. The filing also states that the couple had a prenuptial agreement.

Longoria asked the court to require each side pay its own attorneys' fees, and rule that she should not have to pay spousal support to Parker.

Longoria's spokeswoman, Liza Anderson, said the actress had no comment. Parker, 28, wasn't immediately available for comment.

Longoria, 35, is best known for her role on ABC's "Desperate Housewives."

Noah is a rebound specialist


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Noah is a rebound specialist

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Spurs win because DB broke the Ike good luck chain.


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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Spurs win because DB broke the Ike good luck chain.

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=52665

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Douchebag wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Spurs win because DB broke the Ike good luck chain.

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=52665

Statistical anomaly.


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Statistical anomaly.

Some would probably say the same about your ability to get a woman to have sex with you.

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Statistical anomaly.

Some would probably say the same about your ability to get a woman to have sex with you.

I would agree.


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allow me to pontificate for a second... but i gotta say that i never found eva longoria all that attractive. she's a mousey little bitch who has that little boy body which doesn't work for me. call me a fan of the fat of americana in liking some shape a la scarlett johannsen or even some down south flavor in the form of vida guerra, but like... what is so hot about eva longoria?

she wreeks of "bitch who thinks too highly of herself" syndrome to the point where i can go out and smell it outside with a proper waft. maybe it's all a cover story and she got some money to be parker's beard, otherwise, if parker is indeed straight i hope he gets to fuck all the young clubgoing bitches golddigging for NBA cock that he can possibly fuck... why the fuck would you want to be with this little mouse who's on minute 14 of her fame?

once she hits minute 16 she's going to get really nasty desperate and miserable and nobody wants to be there for that... is desperate housewives still on? does anybody watch it? maybe tony's got a waft of what i was smelling and that's when he dived into early 20s vadge in order to forget about the inconsolable Caller Bob that's waiting back home.

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I'd hit it. She doesn't need to be in the top 10 for that.


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if they airbrushed me i'm sure i could rival brad pitt.... #comeonson on twitter, dude.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:03 pm 
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I'd hit that too.

Any girl can take a shitty picture or five. Really man? For that being sans makeup and a shitty look, she still looks okay.

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make up these...

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lindsey lohan isnt even that hot when shes naked in machete. thats one broad i have no idea why people think so highly of. i think its just cause they all saw her in movies as a child and deep down a lot of people are pedophiles.

bulls win tonite 113 to 98

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:28 pm 
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bulls win tonite 113 to 98


by 15 over the spurs?

even tho they'll have the best player on the court, i'm still quite unsure da b0000 can pull this one off. i hope i'm proven wrong.

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Duncan is averaging 13 a game??

Meh, they probably just roll him out for the playoffs.... kinda interesting.. a 6'6" guy is their starting center

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bulls will win by 15

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btw, gee, why wouldn't tony parker want a hotter bitch or 50?

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miami just killed phoenix. are you a villan lebron? absolutely. if you cant understand why then you are also a world-class dumbass. cant wait for kobe to kick your ass in the finals bitch.

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ESPN announcers never sounded better.

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bogans in to start with rose. rose looks fired up....

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rose from end to end with whoever the fuck you want to put on him... OVA. he just showed john wall what SPEED is! :D

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rose from end to end with whoever the fuck you want to put on him... OVA. he just showed john wall what SPEED is! :D


hey now, don't get ahead of yourself.... i'll have you know that derrick rose is in a 3-4 person tie for 5th best point guard per jeff van gundy's rankings.... IN OTHER WORDS HE AIN'T SHIT HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN THE KNICKS TO THE FINALS? NO? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!@

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I'd have to think Rose is top 5 for MVP right now... yes it's early.

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hahahah... is it mark jackson... he said "hey, you never know when you're going to trip over a bag trying to answer your door"

van gundy replied "i'd pay someone to go and answer my door for me... [paraphrasing from here on out] i bet thibodeau would do it for free"

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Nice first quarter... controlling the tempo.. me likey

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theyre talking about boozers broken hand.

im just a lowly construction worker, and it would be impossible for me to break my hand at home by tripping. one of the only ways i could actually break my hand is if i tried hitting some face with it. now i know womens skulls are softer so they would less likely be the medium, but throw in the piss-off factor and he might just have beat the shit out of his wife. or he charlie sheened his mistriess who knows, all i know is he didnt trip at home.

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Good first quarter, but I need less Gibson shooting.

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OMFG PUJOLS IN THE HOUSE!!!@ GREATEST ROIDED UP MLB PLAYER EVAR!!!!

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LOL DENG! NICE TRAVELLATOR!!!!@

seriously, just imagine if the bulls had a competent 3 that wasn't luol deng.... someone who could dribble. they'd be legit contenders foreal.

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