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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:16 pm 
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Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:53 pm 
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Why not just go to the dressing room and steal it?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:56 pm 
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This bragging thing is getting out of control, Fealz

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:57 pm 
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Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:59 pm 
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I would assume that little something you picked up is for you then.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm 
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You should make her buy her own panties.

Now i'm going to need to see either her or her sister in these...thx in advance

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:00 pm 
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I think most people realize when they see a man carrying a bag from
there what the situation is. If you are uncomfortable carrying it and
don't want to be seen with it you have two options. Keep your pimp
hand strong and refuse to carry her stuff or find another bag you are
carrying and stuff it in there to conceal the pink bag.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:01 pm 
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What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? :wink:

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Why do you care what color a shopping bag is?


No shit. It shows you probably have a hot chick you're buying for. It's not like you're carrying a Lane Bryant bag.

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What? The little pink bag clashes with your purse? :wink:


Ouch. :lol:

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Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.


Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

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What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.


Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

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Telegram Sam wrote:
What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?


With this group I'd set it high. Jealousy brings out the inner bitch on the Board.

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Telegram Sam wrote:
What's the over/under on a "My Dick Hurts from All This Fornicating" thread?

I'm thinking it's going to be more like, "The first class bathrooms on United Airlines are not spacious enough for two people".

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?
I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:25 pm 
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So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?



Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Why not have a non-pink bag for men to carry purchases?
I guess the worst part of losing weight is that you have to buy all new underwear.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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He just needs a catchphrase.

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Done.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:50 pm 
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spmack wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.


Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Keep waiting...the man is obviously getting ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.


Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?


He might like their hand lotion.

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:lol: @ this whole thread

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lipidquadcab wrote:
spmack wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Seriously. If you're carrying a Victotia's Secret bag around it either means:

A. You bought something for someone who gives you some ass on a regular basis

or

B. You are a cross dresser.


Either way, why does it fucking matter what color the bag is?

Both Ralphie and Kravy Ivan nailed it here....ok, we get it CHF....

Now, I will wait for Lipid to defend you.

Keep waiting...the man is obviously giving ass...I'm not...no sticking up for him here...

Fixed.

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Cubbie got that title locked, yo.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?



Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?


I'm waiting for his thread asking if an auto allowance of $700/month is appropriate.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
So we got

Going to Gym
Ankle Pain
Vicotoria Secret visits
And A what should I do with this chick that wants to bang me question?



Im only gonna ask you this once Fealz

Are you a gay?




You've got a gay


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Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. :lol:

Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.


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If you are carrying the pink bag and not getting any ass, then you are a complete wuss.

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Wow. I kept it short and sweet with no details and I still get shit. :lol:

Stopped at VS to purchase some items for the GF. Just dread carrying the pink bag across the shopping mall, that's all. And whether or not I'm "getting ass" is not a topic for discussion here.

Are you just worried that someone you know will see you and ask your wife about it?

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