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sjboyd0137
PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:12 pm 
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So whats the over/under on when this guys family sues the Bears?

Valid question, my guess is the day after the funeral.

The Park District runs the stadium, so wouldn't they have to sue them?

While you are correct, Frank, people file frivolous lawsuits all the damn time. Maybe they will argue that the dude was an Eagles fan, and he was distraught that the Bears were winning.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
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So whats the over/under on when this guys family sues the Bears?

Valid question, my guess is the day after the funeral.

The Park District runs the stadium, so wouldn't they have to sue them?

LEO: So, so, now the parks commissioner is recommending Jeffrey for a citation.

JERRY: Right. For reducing the pond scum?

LEO: No, for the walking tours.

JERRY: Oh, yeah. Where the people eat the plant life - the edible foliage tour.

LEO: That's exactly right. He knows the whole history of the park. For two hours he's talking and answering questions. But you want to know something? Whenever he has a problem with one of these high-powered big shots in the Parks Department, you know who he calls?

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Wow, hopefully nobody went to school with this kid's family. Should the Bears put a sticker on their helmets: SFF

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Seriously, we need a well-being check on eaglo.

My spleen hurts and my ego is bruised.

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
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Seriously, we need a well-being check on eaglo.

My spleen hurts and my ego is bruised.

Maybe you shouldn't have tried to jump.

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That's the speculation - a report says that the kid was an "avid climber," I would guess that he felt even more inclined to "climb" railings yesterday, especially if drinky

Well he was much better at falling from the way it looks.. Hope the family doesnt get shit either if they sue, only person that did anything wrong here was the deceased. How about not smoking for 3 fucking hours?? too much to ask?

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I think the title of "avid climber" needs to be removed. Maybe "mediocre climber".

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badrogue17 wrote:
hackwilson's ribbies wrote:
That's the speculation - a report says that the kid was an "avid climber," I would guess that he felt even more inclined to "climb" railings yesterday, especially if drinky

Well he was much better at falling from the way it looks.. Hope the family doesnt get shit either if they sue, only person that did anything wrong here was the deceased. How about not smoking for 3 fucking hours?? too much to ask?

If this guy was in jail, this would have never happened.

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