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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:31 pm 
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Best individual post from a previously nominated best poster of the year.
viewtopic.php?f=128&t=52800&p=943555#p943555

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So according to Irish Boy, a guy who violently, repeatedly rapes and tortures a spider is morally worse than a guy who gets loaded, drives, and kills innocent people as a result of his behavior?



Spider rape, spider rape
Sentenced harsher than human rape.
It can swing, from a web,
therefore you can't force head
Look out - here comes some spider rape..

Is it wrong? Listen bub,
It can suck you, but just your blood.
Legs are up, knees are bent,
it doesn't matter what it meant,
Look out - here comes some spider rape.

In the chill of the night,
at the scene of the crime,
with a ski mask on tight,
you're still be facing time.

Spider rape, spider rape,
not in my neighborhood spider rape.
Wealth and Fame? likely not;
you've just stolen spider twat.
To it, life was a real big bang-up,
Until you just messed it's 'tang up,
All for the spider rape!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:13 am 
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
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Thread of the Year...

viewtopic.php?f=39&t=52214

+1 Academy award aint got nothin' on it. :lol:

The requested topic does not exist.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:27 pm 
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Page 1 should be relatively updated.
Let me know if I've missed a nomination.

Get your final nominations in as soon as possible.

Thanks!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:37 pm 
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Another year, another award-less season. I feel like the Bear.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:43 am 
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This was one of my favorite single page posts/threads of the year:

http://www.score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic ... 75&t=48123

I wish I could have seen Betty's face having received that email. OKC's emo emu still makes me laugh.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:52 pm 
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Got'em Gooptah should be nominated for mult of the year.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:41 pm 
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Polls begin tomorrow. Any last minute nominations?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:34 pm 
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poster with the worst daily food diet: imessedup17

honorable mention: eaglo jeff


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Another year, another award-less season. I feel like the Bear.


Best Garage Sale Appliance Purchase of 2010

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Don Tiny wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Another year, another award-less season. I feel like the Bear.


Best Garage Sale Appliance Purchase of 2010

Seconded

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Don Tiny wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Another year, another award-less season. I feel like the Bear.


Best Garage Sale Appliance Purchase of 2010

Also - special recognition for going an entire year without any type of police citation (that we know of).

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:02 pm 
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Got'em Gooptah should be nominated for mult of the year.

and the salary thread post for post of the year


"Are you serious Dun?" :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:43 am 
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"Lifetime Achievement Award" for Darkside for keeping Douchebag of
the Week alive. Over the years you have put a lot of effort into the
whole premise. I think when you were going to put it down humanely,
the people spoke and it was discovered that they really enjoyed it and
would miss it. I am sure we can come up with a better name for the
award but your contributions have been noted good sir.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:40 pm 
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Late nomination for pudwhack:

Immessedup17

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C'mon, honest mistake. The stream doesn't tell you what time it was...I assumed I was live at that point...Carmen said "in 15 minutes..."

I shan't want me board reputation to be tarnished by this!

Though I do think this is fucking hilarious.

You have a track record of pudwhackedness

This just put you over the top, Hamas Boy

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:14 pm 
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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C'mon, honest mistake. The stream doesn't tell you what time it was...I assumed I was live at that point...Carmen said "in 15 minutes..."

I shan't want me board reputation to be tarnished by this!

Though I do think this is fucking hilarious.

You have a track record of pudwhackedness

This just put you over the top, Hamas Boy


Oh c'mon now; there are far bigger offenders than IMM, no? Besides he's fresh out of the orphanage at age 13 and on his own in a world he wants to understand but ultimately a world that will all too soon spider-rape him.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:23 pm 
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immessedup17 wrote:
Don Tiny preaches truth.

Speaking of pudwhacks, I raped you in that fantasy hockey trade. Thanks. :)

Yeah, I'm fairly indifferent to that. My team blows anyway.

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Late nomination for pudwhack:

Immessedup17

For posting crap in the nomination form defending his pudwhackness.

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immessedup17 wrote:
Don Tiny preaches truth.

Speaking of pudwhacks, I raped you in that fantasy hockey trade. Thanks. :)


You are the king of offering ridiculously bad deals every single week

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Phil McCracken wrote:
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Don Tiny preaches truth.

Speaking of pudwhacks, I raped you in that fantasy hockey trade. Thanks. :)


You are the king of offering ridiculously bad deals every single week

Ever been in a Fantasy League with Keeping Score?
That guy is the king of all kings of terrible trade offers. You have to turn down a shit trade 10-15 times a week. He's crazy.

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Darkside wrote:
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You are the king of offering ridiculously bad deals every single week

Ever been in a Fantasy League with Keeping Score?
That guy is the king of all kings of terrible trade offers. You have to turn down a shit trade 10-15 times a week. He's crazy.


I try to stay away from prison leagues

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Darkside wrote:
Ever been in a Fantasy League with Keeping Score?
That guy is the king of all kings of terrible trade offers. You have to turn down a shit trade 10-15 times a week. He's crazy.

+1

It's always a 3 for 1 trade with him. He offers 3 pieces of shit for one good player of yours.

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Phil McCracken wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
You are the king of offering ridiculously bad deals every single week

Ever been in a Fantasy League with Keeping Score?
That guy is the king of all kings of terrible trade offers. You have to turn down a shit trade 10-15 times a week. He's crazy.


I try to stay away from prison leagues

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