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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:10 pm 
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I actually used to give credit to North for always finding someone else ready to suck his wang and "Sponsor" him. Even if it is a local car wash, etc.

However, I am no longer giving credit to a guy that has the 'next thing' to roll as soon as the other one fails. Just tells me that he has quit on so many ventures and leaves everyone else to clean up the mess because they need a patcheck while he is out selling the next 3 month deal for some Pretzel maker to sponsor his next scam.

I am calling his projects "scams" because it is evident he makes no effort to develop a show, shows or ideas past having coffee with his wife and creating such great ideas as THE REAL ESTATE GAME or BETTING JELLY BEANS.

99% of his efforts are made into finding people to give him money for something he is going to make little to no effort at.

Just love to know which new SUCKERS fell for this latest effort.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:17 pm 
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North is what he is...a barely literate street hustler and gambler.
These ventures should surprise no one.
This guy is like the goof in front of you at 7/11.
You want the paper and a cup of morning coffee and he is buying lottery tickets.

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Just love to know which new SUCKERS fell for this latest effort.


In his last PAID advertisment section in the SunTimes on Friday, he had his new sponsors listed. The only one or two that I remember are American Mattress and of course the city of rosemont. There was a car dealer, and some other "schmucks" listed too. All I know is if there is a company sponsoring North, I "ain't" doing business with them!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:20 pm 
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I agree. The respective decision makers (at the businesses that keep on funding this idiot's ventures) should start being held accountable for pissing away their organization's funds. I'm specifically thinking of places like Rosemont and whatever high school keeps on cutting him checks -- whomever is cutting those checks to Mike should be strung up. Not only is it a waste of money, but the continued racial crap and betting advice is an embarassing way to spend your marketing dollars.

Looking back I guess this all should have been somewhat predictable, as the type of guy that would have that kind of meteoric rise is almost destined to tumble just has quickly.

Mike North is a clown, and you really have to be at your last straw to attach your reputation/career to this poisonous doofus.


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:31 pm 
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Rosemont sponsors North? What, Cicero doesn't have the disposable income?


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Bookie Priest should be by soon with a rebuttal.

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I agree. The respective decision makers (at the businesses that keep on funding this idiot's ventures) should start being held accountable for pissing away their organization's funds. I'm specifically thinking of places like Rosemont and whatever high school keeps on cutting him checks -- whomever is cutting those checks to Mike should be strung up. Not only is it a waste of money, but the continued racial crap and betting advice is an embarassing way to spend your marketing dollars.

Looking back I guess this all should have been somewhat predictable, as the type of guy that would have that kind of meteoric rise is almost destined to tumble just has quickly.

Mike North is a clown, and you really have to be at your last straw to attach your reputation/career to this poisonous doofus.


Are you familar with the City of Rosemont?

Just looking to see if anyone is new in his circle of ass lickers.

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Mike North wrote:
Hey! Ya know what? Brad Stephens is MY GUY!!!!! He's turned Rosemont into one of da best places ta visit in dis whole world. Not fer nuttin' but he's a bedder mare den his ol' man. People come dere ta Rosemont radder den go ta Paris an jus' wait til dey git da casino. Fritzy says it's a done deal. Dis is brought to you by my frenz at American Matress. I like ta trow one ta Be on our American Mattress at home an my mob frenz use dem when dere "goin' to da mattresses". Dere versa-tile!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:51 pm 
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Just love to know which new SUCKERS fell for this latest effort.

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Who is Mike North?

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So does this thing kick off tonight at midnight?

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MNEN is different than getting money for webio or his other ideas. MNEN has absolutely zero cost. He just uses a camera and website he already owns and uploads videos from his home to youtube. So any dollar a sponsor gives him really goes directly to his pocket. I'm assuming his sponsors know this. So what leverage does he have with them? If he comes to them asking to shoot an ad and they say OK, I'll give you $50, what could he tell them back? Does he show him that one video that broke into double digits of viewers?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:58 pm 
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Mike North sucks

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MNEN is different than getting money for webio or his other ideas. MNEN has absolutely zero cost. He just uses a camera and website he already owns and uploads videos from his home to youtube. So any dollar a sponsor gives him really goes directly to his pocket. I'm assuming his sponsors know this. So what leverage does he have with them? If he comes to them asking to shoot an ad and they say OK, I'll give you $50, what could he tell them back? Does he show him that one video that broke into double digits of viewers?


Exactly. It's like a web version of Duane Dow's Spotlight on Bowling.

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Exactly. It's like a web version of Duane Dow's Spotlight on Bowling.


As much scorn as this may encourage, I have to admit that crappy local shows on at all hours is one of the few things I still occasionally miss from my pre-satellite days. :oops:

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Now, this has me wondering. How much would it cost to sponsor a couple "I'm Just Sayin'"'s?

Also, how much control will the sponsor have over content? What if I doubled the price for a rant against Northern Illinois football? I wonder if it can be done.

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Damn, now you have me wandering.

If I sent say $100 for a Meeks for Mayor bit, would he do it? Could that include a reference to North's Hug A Black day?

Would it provide the requisite amount of embarrassment to the Meeks campaign?

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I wonder if he would allow CSFMB to sponsor for $50. We could demand he have a member as a guest in the studio each week. Up first...RodeoVan.

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I wonder if he would allow CSFMB to sponsor for $50. We could demand he have a member as a guest in the studio each week. Up first...RodeoVan.


I'd kick in $50 for the next week...if Scorehead & Seacrest are in studio with him then.

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I'd give him $10,000 if he said on air "I am a false prophet and God is a superstition".

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Regular Reader wrote:
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I wonder if he would allow CSFMB to sponsor for $50. We could demand he have a member as a guest in the studio each week. Up first...RodeoVan.


I'd kick in $50 for the next week...if Scorehead & Seacrest are in studio with him then.



I've been in a studio with Mike before.

I will pay Mike a $100.00 to highlight you though. And $200.00 if you can get HOVA to go with you. Let bigfan know when you two can make it and I will forward him the cash.

Merry Christmas to you. I hope you enjoy yourself.

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Regular Reader wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Exactly. It's like a web version of Duane Dow's Spotlight on Bowling.


As much scorn as this may encourage, I have to admit that crappy local shows on at all hours is one of the few things I still occasionally miss from my pre-satellite days. :oops:


Duane Dow is a great guy. I advertised on his show a few times. He knows his sports too.

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So American Mattress, Rosemont and some collector is going to bring in 6 figures in advertisement? I thought the website was going to be redone, not just a additional banner. Once again, more hype but no real substance. I guess this is what you get when Pappy has to actually cut a check.


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I've been in a studio with Mike before.

Merry Christmas to you. I hope you enjoy yourself.


Congratulations?!?

And in the spirit in which your wishes were offered, back at you.

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JAWS wrote:
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Duane Dow is a great guy. I advertised on his show a few times. He knows his sports too.



Hmmmm, Duane Dow.... As a yoot in Indy, I recall a Duane Dow as a sports guy at one of the local affiliates. Covered high school sports, and, as I recall, was canned for covering them a little too closely... Know what I mean?

:shock: Hopefully just the wrestling team.

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Regular Reader wrote:
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I've been in a studio with Mike before.

Merry Christmas to you. I hope you enjoy yourself.


Congratulations?!?

And in the spirit in which your wishes were offered, back at you.



No need for congrats. I've had some good times at Papyland. I hope you find Pappyland to be fun too.

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