If what I saw is it, congrats on the bigger window for your new 5 minute dysfunctional look on the news.

OK RV, If I didn't appreciate & enjoy all of your hard work and efforts in monitoring & documenting North's continued failures,....I'd give you shit about starting your own thread about the MNEN!

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I peaked and honestly, that will be it, I just had to see if the hype matched the product...No. lol

No surprise right?

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No...I think it should be the Mike North 5 minute self serving pile of crap. It has got to the point where its sad.

That was kind of a disappointment. Usually the new ventures start with a bit more pomp and circumstance.

This is surprisingly understated.

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I watched about 30 seconds and clicked.

He is now Mr Politics?

I would rather watch the 1 minute planning session of what he is going to talk about and how the amazing graphics are going to be shown.

Bee? Space? Jen Jen????? all listen while Mike talks and they say "Sounds good"

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That's Friday's news. Updates at Noon each day - even the first day of the new launch.

Maybe if he was serious about this, he'd updated it at 6am or 7am each day when people are actually sitting down at their computers and checking out a few sites and getting some news.

I'm not looking for yesterday's news at Noon the next day. I'm just sayin'.

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Coincidence that the "smart crooks" were white and the "dumb crooks" (Meeks, CM Braun) are black?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Any Pete Rose or Tom Dreesen sightings yet?

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Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

I love how he says he preps for all of this, but is always starting at the pages that he is reading from..lol

Any Chet or Mancow sightings?

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Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

Has Gibson's in Oakbrook been mentioned?

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There goes one over the fence..Tru Link Fence..Beauty, Privacy Security....Call Tru Link.
Murph's Union 76 Truck Stop....A great Thanksgiving Tradition!!!!

WOO LIFE!!!!

This is exactly what I thought it was going to be.....a repackaging of the youtube videos as his own instead of having to use youtube.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Copy and Paste from his website....

Videos being watched right now
No videos are being watched right now.

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It said that when I was there too.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I do enjoy, in the early stages here, that his listing of categories shows 10 different "categories" - 7 of which are "I'm Just Sayin'" brought to you by different sponsors.

I think the Memoroboblia I'm Just Sayin's are the best.

Also, he seems to have a lot of NASCAR thoughts lately. Not very good ones, but still.

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get this man a morning show. how are big john and amy jacobsen doing on WIND?

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the site isn't even working. click on it and a new page opens and then freezes. and i know it is not freezing due to too many hits. you have to type in mikenorthchannel and it finally comes in. then you get to hear:

sarah palin is a rockstar even though she has no qualifications in politics

that white collar workers unemployment rate is higher than the overall rate (uuuhhh, no. college grad rate 5% overall rate 9.8%, rate for highschool dropouts, like pappy, 15.8%

get this insight.....we need to create jobs.....wow

kennedy center awards.....who cares

jo beth williams is 62 yrs old and is a grandma

kane is hurt

white sox get dunn, who should lose weight

bears win

cold out side

the sports blurts were about 45 seconds of his 5 minute waste o time and fox sports hired him because......................

then the video mercifully ends with a 10 second plug for that mecca of entertainment and restaurants, rosemont where you might eat dinner next to a real life mafioso

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Please die in a fire.

Mike North is an inspiration to America. He is a true American hero, fitting since he honorably served his country and was a community businessman. Back in the day, you had to have talent or at least something that someone wanted to hear to have something like an entertainment network. Mike North shows that you need none of that. He is ushering in a new era of democracy so that any child can dream of one day having his own entertainment network.

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I am disappointed in you CSFMB. North puts all this time and effort into yet another project and you don't even have the decency to fill a 2nd page making fun of it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Just got this email from North2North and I thought, "How in the hell does he have my email address?".

And then I remembered early 2007 . . . tummysticks . . . . Rodeo . . . Obama . . .

http://campaign.r20.constantcontact.com ... upRA%3D%3D

Two things that are supposed to be funny and are really awful things:

Mike North's 5-Minute 1/2-Hour News Show for A.D.D. Sufferers
Yeah. That's the title of this shit. Nothing like making fun of learning disabilities. Class act, all the way. I would love to throw my limited social media ad dollars to a guy who makes fun of LD's.

The Bookie Priest Also, why not make fun of Christians while we're at it? I mean if something just screams "I'M A PERFECT OUTLET FOR AD DOLLARS" is making a mockery of religon. That shit pays, yo!

Plus...Adopt-A-Pet, Be-Be's Recipe File, Archived Interviews, and more. We'll update the site each weekday by noon so visit often.

Be's recipe's are intended to keep be coming back? Adopt a pet is can't miss entertainment? Old shit? Making fun of disabled people? Wow.

And, North, get your lazy ass up before noon and get this shit done by 7 or it's not worth a goddamn.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Democracy of the incompetent. Lowest common denominator studied daily (e.g., how low can you go this time?)

This is very close to the 100 monkeys with typewriters, trying to do Shakespeare. Less 100 monkeys.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

Welcome to the Board

Now Fuck Off

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Weak Mult

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"Dat's exackly right!"

http://chicagoradioandmedia.com/news/12 ... ork-debuts

Old news...

For anyone that wants to crawl into the mind of one Mike North, today's 5 Minute Half Hour News Program is an interesting look.

http://www.northtonorth.com/mikenorthchannel/

And, if he really wants to call it that incredibly awful name, he should figure out what the name of his show is. Is it the "5 Minute Half Hour News" like is printed or is it the "5 Minute 30 Minute News" like he keeps saying?

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You know me like that.

Lame, you can't leave comments on that site anymore?

You wouldn't believe how many times Larz had to delete the North in his underwear picture in thread comments.

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