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Douchebag

Post subject: Sam Zell

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:10 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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I pissed next to him tonight at a holiday party and he did not wash his hands or tip the bathroom attendant. If I was a billionaire, I would tip everyone $50 minimum.

Must be related to scottie pippen.

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:02 am

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:59 pm
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Douchebag wrote:

If I was a billionaire I'd have 3 women hold it for me.

He probably felt since he didn't wash his hands, he didn't have to tip, typical j.e.w

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:30 am

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:54 pm
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Location: in the vents of life for joey belle
pizza_Place: how many planets have a chicago?

if i was a billionaire i would have just cut the bullshit and pissed on the bathroom attendant, citing the occurrence as trickle down economics at work.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:49 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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douchebag was the bathroom attendant

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:08 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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good dolphin wrote:

douchebag was the bathroom attendant

Exactly, how else would I have come up with the pissy mults?

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mel junior

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:27 am

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:08 pm
Posts: 1559
pizza_Place: Barracco's in The EP.

Did you reach over?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:29 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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Douchebag wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

douchebag was the bathroom attendant

Exactly, how else would I have come up with the pissy mults?

it's like a proctologist having "assman" license plates

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Sam Zell

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:55 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

if i was a billionaire i would have just cut the bullshit and pissed on the bathroom attendant, citing the occurrence as trickle down economics at work.

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