If Favre plays,

Vikings 35
Bears 17

If not,

Bears 35
Vikings 17

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That's all well and good, but you didn't answer my questions.

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I don't think it'll put Stuart's eye back in. I'm not so sure who Tom resembles...

Fugg, now I don't know who to take. If the weather and field conditions make a passing a game a non-starter and Favre plays, easy W for the Bears. He'll throw pick after pick.

If Joe Webb plays and the Vikings play it smart, they won't call many pass plays for him. Webb makes Mike Vick look slow. Webb playing QB = a direct snap to the fastest guy on the field. Bears drop into cover 2, he'll gain 10 yds before anyone gets near him. Vikings should've spent the week working on the option with Webb and AP. Webb should be running back kicks for them too, but he won't tonight, too risky.

Anybody want to guess how many christmas cookies I will eat during tonight's game?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

64.

The same number of slices of American cheese I will eat.

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18

The question is, what kind of cookies will they be?

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Mostly chocolate chip.

by the way, someone must think Farve is starting as that number has dipped below 7.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'll be devouring cookies also.

They just showed a live shot from the stadium - they are using tractors to plow several inches off of the tarp right now. Good thing they spent 15,000 man hours clearing snow all week. This can not go well....

edit: and the TV crew said they had already lost power twice.

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I disagree. This has the potential to be catastrophically fun-bad.

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I have snickerdoodles left from the party I was at Saturday night

ZZ just said the field was covered in a few minutes after the removed part of the tarp

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I have a terrible feeling in this game.

Favre will go for 300 yards and three touchdowns, Adrian Peterson is going to run wild, and Jay Cutler will not play all that well(sorry Cutler fans).

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

that's ok, we can watch the game via that webcam.

Its a joke. This game should be played in Atlanta.

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Some people are taking this thing way too seriously. I'll be glued to my TV and laughing, you should try the same.

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gay cookie name, gay consumer

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

ESPN reporting that Adrian Peterson is out.

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So the game rests solely on the Dongslinger?

Uh oh.

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And Favre is in

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Favre at 50% and Toby Gerhart running the ball.

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dongslinger is in and i'm tempted to nominate him for douchebag of the week.

you know what this is? this is brett favre with a kinda injury managing to hijack the monday night football headlines for two weeks in a row. i figure that he saw the bears shit themselves in the snow against the patriots and once he realized today has the potential to have some legendarily bad field conditions he's like "fuck it. i'm going to go on national tv and kick the bears' ass one more time"

bears, or whatever wanton norse/babylonian/egyptian/greek/roman/pagan/christian/whatever deity oversees the chicago bears, please for the love of god kick favre's ass tonight. i just heard hub and hamp confirm that adrian peterson is out tonight, so favre in and AD out is a good thing... whatever. this dongslinging asshat has decided to come on down and kick our asses one more time, and for all of the shit i endured in the 90s as an adolescent bears fan, please please for the love of whatever you hold dear, just kick this old cracker in his proverbial nutsack and show the world why he's leaving with his tail between his legs after this season. i don't ask for much in the way of sports-related divine karma, but please, just serve this turd tonight.

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Steve Young doing a live report from TCF Stadium via his daughter's web cam, looked like the stadium's already full. What's that all about. Game doesn't start for another hour. Snow removal a spectator sport in Minnesota. Olympic demonstration sport in Sochi.

Festival seating, first come first seated.

Trent Dilfer shit-talking the Bears. Christ, these guys hate the Bears.

Good point about Cutler not being good in December.

Favre must be trying to start another streak to get to 300 starts.

Zach attack with a Bears report on NFL network. Fran Charles held up the "Not Interested" sign.

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This has all the makings for a Bears loss. Do I think the Vikings are better? No way.

All this drama and circumstances (Favre in, AP out) just doesn't add up, it's way too weird.

I hope the Bears knock Favre out of the game with an injury because I just hate that fucker now.

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RFDC thinks I'm retarded.

Is this game on local TV at all?

Channel 7

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

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