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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:50 pm 
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Seriously, how are you all not sick of Beardown? Can't we just agree to stop responding to him?

You're right Chris...I just feel like a kid in a candy store now that people are finally realizing Beardown for what he is.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:51 pm 
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Seriously, how are you all not sick of Beardown? Can't we just agree to stop responding to him?

You're right Chris...I just feel like a kid in a candy store now that people are finally realizing Beardown for what he is.


Yep spmack and I were anti-beardown when it wasn't cool.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:56 pm 
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And now since everyone hates Beardown, someone is going to magically take an interest in him.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:00 pm 
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And now since everyone hates Beardown, someone is going to magically take an interest in him.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:22 pm 
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I just tried to do a fun analogy/parody in this thread and you people always have to turn everything to hating me. You people do that a lot. I find that to be tiresome. Not that any of you care.


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Beardown wrote:
I just tried to do a fun analogy/parody in this thread and you people always have to turn everything to hating me. You people do that a lot. I find that to be tiresome. Not that any of you care.

You're right

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Beardown wrote:
I just tried to do a fun analogy/parody in this thread and you people always have to turn everything to hating me. You people do that a lot. I find that to be tiresome. Not that any of you care.


Truth.

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Bucky Chris wrote:
Seriously, how are you all not sick of Beardown? Can't we just agree to stop responding to him?

Nope.


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Seriously, how are you all not sick of Beardown? Can't we just agree to stop responding to him?

Nope.


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Seriously, how are you all not sick of Beardown? Can't we just agree to stop responding to him?

Nope.


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And now since everyone hates Beardown, someone is going to magically take an interest in him.

cubbiegirlshamus?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:23 pm 
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If you don't want to redo "Little Drummer boy", you could remake this song to "Devin B. Fast". This song would work well for him too. Somebody want to write this one or do I have to do it again?

Go GoGo Devin GoGo GoDevin B. Fast.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:38 pm 
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Deep down in Florida close to Miami,
Way back up in the woods next to a big old tree...
There stood a log cabin made like from way back in the past,
Where lived a country boy name of Devin B. Fast...
He never ever learned to read or write so well,
But he could run with a ball like ringing a bell.

Go, Go, Go Devin Go, Go
Go Devin Go Go
Go Devin Go Go
Go Devin Go Go
Devin B Fast

He used to carry his cleats in a gunny sack
And sit beneath the trees by the railroad track.
Oh, the engineers used to see him sitting in the shade,
Flipping a homemade football that his mother made.
People passing by would stop and say
Oh my that little country boy could play

Go, Go, Go Devin Go, Go
Go Devin Go Go
Go Devin Go Go
Go Devin Go Go
Devin B. Fast

His mama told him someday he would be in the NFL,
And you will return punts and kicks like a bat out of hell.
Many people coming from miles around
To see you get that punt when it reaches 4th down
Maybe someday his bust will be in the hall of fame
Saying Devin B. Fast was the best returner in the game.

Go Go Go Devin Go
Go Go Go Go Devin Go
Go Go Go Go Devin Go
Go Go Go Go Devin Go
Go Devin B. Fast


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:42 pm 
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Beardown that seems just a bit racist.

Devin B Fast?? Why the Ebonics? Can Devin not appreciate the Kings English?

I don't know man. You piss a lot of people off that way.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:58 pm 
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I think you're kidding but in case you're not, it's just a play on Johny B. Goode. You know, when I heard the original song I always thought it was just "Johny be good" until I once saw the actual title and his name was "Johny B. Goode".

The part about him not being able to "read and write so well" couldn't be used if it wanted air play. But I just kept that in cuz it was in the original song.


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This one is actually worse than the little drummer boy one...and I didn't think that was possible.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:03 pm 
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Deep.


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MarconiOnMyShoes wrote:
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Thanks. That means a lot to me. I put my heart and soul into writing it. :cry:


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Mr Belvidere thinks that means you didn't do shit.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:31 pm 
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C'mon people. I cut and pasted the original lyrics and tried to change the lyrics to rhyme and fit for Devin.

I made an effort to stay with the original lines when possible. I want some credit for one line. I thought it was funny and I stuck with the original set up line and made it rhyme.


Oh, the engineers used to see him sitting in the shade,
Flipping a homemade football that his mother made.


That's kind of funny, right?


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So now he was too poor to afford a football???

Why because balck?

Man.....

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So now he was too poor to afford a football???

Why because balck?

Man.....


It's not funny when you play this game. :-P


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Okay. I'm done.

Merry Christmas you weirdo. :santa:

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
So now he was too poor to afford a football???

Why because balck?

Man.....

:lol:

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