yeah, actually the chicago bar scene and lindsay lohan miss him. if i'm not mistaken, a drunken kyle orton danced with lindsay lohan at a club to which she remarked "he's hot."
jay cutler is a VIP section bigtime heavy-hitter douchebag by all accounts. my favorite account was one night at the rainbo club at division/damen (it's not technically a gay bar, although there are indeed a lot of hipsters there and i think a good % of them are in denial... there's plenty of hot hetero female ass there) some blonde chick who saw me wearing my bears 13 (B) hat comes up to me and goes "BEARS! HEY BEARS! YEAH! JAY CUTLER! I'M FROM DENVER! JAY CUTLER IS A burrito!!!!"
after offering her a cookie for her accomplishment in the field of hometown excellence, she proceeds to tell me a story where she had moved out here roughly around the time that jay cutler moved out here (coincidence? you the reader decide). right after the trade he was out here scouting talent in the local nightlife scene, and she spotted him leaving a downtown club undoubtedly en route to the next one. she proceeds to bumrush him and go "HEY JAY CUTLER! JAY! JAY! HEY I'M FROM DENVER!" to which he, like me, is like "uh huh..." and seeing as he wasn't immediately getting the message she grabbed his hands and put them on her breasts and said "let's go baby" to which jay was just like "uhmmm.... i have to go" and promptly left her in the dust.
this, according to the girl, was irrefutable evidence that indeed, jay cutler is some sort of "flaming burrito." while i stopped to postulate just how much pussy someone like jay cutler TURNS DOWN, i couldn't help but literally LOL at the face of her boyfriend who stood there aghast at the realization that his girl was that much more of a total whore than he thought she was, now knowing that she would literally leave flaming delorean tracks on the ground heading over to any professional athlete who would give her the time of day.
PAGING BEN ROETHLISBERGER, WHERE YOU AT FAM?!!?
but yeah, by all accounts kyle orton is a good guy who doesn't afraid of anything, and whereas jay cutler is too big and important to deal with random whores, kyle orton would crack open a fifth of jack and get down with you. he will be missed.
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Curious Hair wrote:
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