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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:38 am

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For a movie with as much mastubation and sex in it, I was disappointed in the lack of nudity. That being said, the movie wasnt too bad. It was wierd as hell but kept me entertained. I also told my wife that it was as close to going to the ballet as I would ever get.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:43 am

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Sounds like sex at my house.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:44 am

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Sounds like sex at my house.

Your sex life is like ballet with not much nudity?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:46 am

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RFDC wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Sounds like sex at my house.

Your sex life is like ballet with not much nudity?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:48 am

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RFDC wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Sounds like sex at my house.

Your sex life is like ballet with not much nudity?

no, it's weird as hell but keeps him entertained

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:50 am

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good dolphin wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

Sounds like sex at my house.

Your sex life is like ballet with not much nudity?

no, it's weird as hell but keeps him entertained

Ding!

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:55 am

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on the other hand sex life at the good dolphin house is best described in his later sentence, "as close to ballet as I will get."

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:56 am

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good dolphin wrote:

on the other hand sex life at the good dolphin house is best described in his later sentence, "as close to ballet as I will get."

Does she walk around on her tiptoes so as not to wake you up???

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:03 pm

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So its a thread about a movie with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis with a lesbian scene and there are no pics?

That about right?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:44 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:00 pm

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Nice TP!!

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:19 pm

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:23 pm

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I'll be right back. I need a sock.......

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:24 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

I'll be right back. I need a sock..

pm Fealz

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:25 pm

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spmack hates this thread title.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:26 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

I'll be right back. I need a sock..

pm Fealz

Nah. I only need one.

If I remember right, I think there's an extra at Darkside Estates.....

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:27 pm

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Those pics are tame compared to what acutally happens.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:29 pm

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If you can find better ones please post them.

Please.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:33 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

spmack hates this thread title.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:39 pm

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Should I post the .gif I saw here or in the NSFW section? There's no nudity but you might not want someone walking by your desk when you're watching it.

Not like coworkers seeing you looking at pics of two girls kissing is much better...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:48 pm

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Just add an NSFW tag and drop it here.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:52 pm

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Here's the scene.

http://rapidshare.com/files/439705160/b ... -nat-1.avi

Stupid one url rule

Code:

http://hotfile.com/dl/92637576/cad7d28/blsw-mila-nat-1.avi.html
http://oron.com/tnbrpgpc7crv/blsw-mila-nat-1.avi.html

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:56 pm

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*edit* -- Oh, KDdidit posted the vid...

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:57 pm

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Glorious

Now I don't have to see the movie

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:58 pm

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Ummm....Fealz....can I get some towels???

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:59 pm

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:23 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:05 pm

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Melissa Leo, I love ya.

But the award for best actress cannot go to anyone else besides Natalie Portman, who just devours this role. The movie itself is predictable, nothing we haven't seen. But Portman absolutely owns this role as the White Swan/Black Swan transitions are perfect. Her range is outstanding.

I'd say that this isn't on par with "The Wrestler" as far as thematically because "The Wrestler" is actually quite refreshing and original for bringing a plot that's somewhat familiar. Here, in "Black Swan", pretty much everything you think will happen does, and exactly when you know it will.

But again...Natalie Portman is wonderful. She's cute, vulnerable, sexy, possessed, crazy, angry, afraid, fragile, and utterly strong all at once. That's a hell of a thing to accomplish. And she didn't overdose on pills and die because of it.

Kudos to you, Portman. You've come a long way, baby.

I thought the lesbian scene was hot, but "Bound"'s was still better.

out of

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:01 pm

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Seeing this in about an hour....
Hope it lives up to the hype.

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Black Swan

Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:07 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Dayum! Two of my favorite, um pop ups. :oops:

I have to see this movie!

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