Gorilla- He hit him in his lower external protuberance...

Heenan- Why do you always use words nobody understand?

Gorilla- It's fun. You should try it.

(Jobber gets boot to stomach)

Heenan- He kicked him in the uterus!

Goriila- WILL YOU STOP...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

My expectations were too high for this one. It's definitely worth buying for any Heenan fan. One thing that confused me. I know I read they were including all of the Bobby Heenan Show episodes. The most recent chapter release does not list them, and they weren't on the DVD. Oh well. I was a little underwhelmed with the bonus features.

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They could have included all the Bobby Heenan shows. They could have cut about 99% of Blackjack Lanza's speech at Heenan's HOF ceremony and included them plus the best of King Kong Bundy.

I'm not sure if we've posted this before. Even if we have, here it is again. Just follow the side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB0uXR4E ... re=related


Edit: Oh shit, we found the jackpot again. There's a ton of shoots loaded on the side.

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From Prime Time Wrestling 5/8/89:

Gorilla: Give me some insight into Zeus.
Heenan: Zeus is the star of No Holds Barred
Gorilla: No, he's not the star. Hulk Hogan is the star.
Heenan: Well, Zeus told me he's the star. Guy's 6'11, one eye watches you, the other one watches a fly. That's good enough for me. He can think whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.

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Doesn't it feel weird to respond to yourself?

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I really missed Mangino.

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Who knew Mangino was racist.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Best Gif ever

And best storyline to a movie ever...right up to Randy beating the odds by making his fingers do the RIP EM Gang sign

I've been hanging on to that gem for a while. I was waiting for someone, preferably white, to piss off Kid again.

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If there is a wrestling god, someone will make a gif of randy struggling to do the rip em sign

I'll send him a message on Twitter.

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No ashamed to say I've teared up more than once watching this one

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Damn I'm having fun.

You want to talk about wildlife?!?

We had three Freebirds, Junkyard Dog, Mad Dog, ah two Bulldogs, a guy with a Matilda, a Junkyard Dog, an Insect, two Killer Bees, serapants, a guy with a snake, a Hawaiian guy with a lizard, I'm not done yet, I'm not done, yet.......to top it off I'm the Weasel, doing commentary with a Gorilla. Dammit! You think that's wildlife, try staying at the Ho Jo's in Newark one weekend with Afa and Sika the Wild Samoans. That's wildlife.



Harley, wake up or they'll throw dirt on you.

Riding the streets of Peoria.

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Absolutely the best part of any of the HOF speeches.

100% on fire the entire time.

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It was worth the wait. I forget that movie exists





what's that smell?



kinda awesome:
No Holds Barred: The Faces of Hulk Hogan
http://www.onthestick.com/136/no-holds- ... hulk-hogan

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Gorilla: Maybe I'll have the Rosatti Sisters sit on you and quiet you down for a while.

Heenan: That won't quiet me down for a while. That would quiet me down forever.

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Today is Bobby's 67th Birthday. Best wishes to the greatest of all-time

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I just saw the NWO promo on Nitro after Bash at the Beach. They beat up Bossman and a few security guys. Okerlund comes up to the apron, and they start walking over.

(Paraphrasing)

Heenan: This is out of control!! Look at this, they're going after Okerlund now!! Actually, I wouldn't mind that.

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