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PostPosted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:59 pm 
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Franky T wrote:
"Daddy's back...lets go!!!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Is that what he said? I thought so, but wasnt sure


What up Lance?


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those are some pretty hot transsexuals LOHO has got himself there


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"Daddy's back...lets go!!!"


No way I dont believe it! lo

This could replace Let's Go or Shake That!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:52 pm 
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I've said this before and I still believe it. Larry tries to be an annoying jackass. It's his way of saying "Fuck you listeners, I'll be here no matter how bad I am." He feels real comfortable in his position at the Score cuz he sucks up to Mitch enough. One day the Score will get a new PD and and that one won't like him. There are very few radio GMs/PDs across the country that would put Larry on the air. But one of the few is Mitch Rosen so we're stuck with Larry.


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I've said this before and I still believe it. Larry tries to be an annoying jackass. It's his way of saying "Fuck you listeners, I'll be here no matter how bad I am."


So Laurence is to WSCR as Beardown is to CSFMB.

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I don't think he's gay, but he reminds me of an obviously gay guy, who everyone knows is gay, but remains in the closet and in denial to himself.


I know a guy like that. He was a Division 1 football player so I can understand how conflicted he must be. Still, I think most of his friends would respect him if he came out and those who didn't aren't worth having as friends. But I don't think he can come out since I don't believe he has admitted it to himself.


Good shit. I am cracking another beer in honor of the direction of this thread.

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I don't think he's gay, but he reminds me of an obviously gay guy, who everyone knows is gay, but remains in the closet and in denial to himself.


This is spot on, except I wouldn't discount the gay possibility.

We all know he "fronts" about everything. But one recurring theme on the show that hasn't received mention on this thread is how he often inserts a "dude's" perspective on amorous (heterosexual) relationships.

Aside from the fact that the topic is irrelevant for sports talk (which is why so many of us object to his show), the way he constructs male-female relationships is so far from reality and parroting of "men are from mars, women are from venus" stereotypes and platitudes that it is clear that he never has had a meaningful relationship with a woman.

I happened to turn on the radio a couple of nights ago and he was talking some sort of

nonsense about "Sweetest Day" or some crap. I quickly turned some music on, so I don't know what transpired.

But the devolution into this talk about his "girl" or "honeys" is exactly how many closeted
people awkwardly try to force themselves into personifying the norms of heterosexual relationships. It is like they need to "perform" as a heterosexual, but really can't pull it off because it is so foreign to them so they just sound stupid

The fact that this type of prattle takes up so much time on his show suggests, to me, that Larry's sexuality is really something he is struggling with. He feels that if he can literally broadcast a fiction about being straight to the world over a 50,000 watt station, it will silence the urge in him to bring LoHo to the Down Low.



In this day and age it is pathetic and sad that he has to remain closeted, but I guess I can understand it given the meat-headedness that permeates his line of work.


Wow, this is hilarious. "....bring LoHo to the down low". Haha

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That tie was taken straight from the Frank Costanza Regular Guy collection.



Take it all off, and he's ready to join kane in the limo in vacouver.

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Now LoHo is Gay??? Man,that's a long way from being a poor radio host. If your not allowed to talk sports because you might be a closet gay,then I would be on this board talking to maybe 2-7 (too high?) guys.

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Now LoHo is Gay??? Man,that's a long way from being a poor radio host. If your not allowed to talk sports because you might be a closet gay,then I would be on this board talking to maybe 2-7 (too high?) guys.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Now LoHo is Gay??? Man,that's a long way from being a poor radio host. If your not allowed to talk sports because you might be a closet gay,then I would be on this board talking to maybe 2-7 (too high?) guys.


Don't ask, don't tell.


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Larry invented fire

He's the most Heterosexual Man of all time

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Caption for this pic on North to North

"Laurence Holmes and his Girlfriend"


Proof

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SHAKE THAT!!!!!!


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rogers park bryan wrote:
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Caption for this pic on North to North

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Bullshit! That pic is from Hug-A-Negro Day.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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"Laurence Holmes and his Girlfriend"


Bullshit! That pic is from Hug-A-Negro Day.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...uh oh...cue the Frank Costanza you're racist response JORR.

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That's not racist, rogue. We're all slaves to these holidays. Participation is pretty much mandatory. I may not want to acknowledge Valentine's Day either, but my girlfriend isn't gonna go for that. I feel the same way about Hug-A-Negro Day. I'd rather ignore it, but I don't want to hurt the feelings of any of my black friends. That's why when Hug-A-Negro Day comes around this year I'm gonna be waiting at the Blue Line station in Oak Park to give spmack a hug. And maybe a big kiss too!

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That's why when Hug-A-Negro Day comes around this year I'm gonna be waiting at the Blue Line station in Oak Park to give spmack a hug. And maybe a big kiss too!


Kewl! But shouldn't you guys be doin' that on Steak and a Blowjob day instead?

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