I would like to attend this concert, but I was wondering if I could be lead singer for a few songs. Here are the songs that I am most an expert at singing:

1. There is a Light that Never Goes Out - The Smiths
2. Stop Me if You Think That You've Heard This One Before - The Smiths
3. Teen Age Riot - Sonic Youth
4. Down in a Tube Station at Midnight - The Jam
5. Slide Away - Oasis
6. White Man in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash
7. EMI - The Sex Pistols

Trust me, I have hundreds of hours of practicing these songs, and I will not let you down. Also, as I am happily married, I would funnel the inevitable groupies to other members of the band.

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Slide Away is a great fucking song.

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I will accept this as an open invitation to be the "guest lead singer" for a few numbers. I do not know how the rest of the band will dress, but I would probably wear neatly pressed slacks, and a white Oxford shirt. Perhaps if the crowd is really "into it," I will allow the back of the shirt to become untucked, and I may even roll up the sleeves. Just so you know, I do not like to wildly dance about the stage, preferring to minimize my body movements and hand gesticulations for maximum effect.

Do you have any small band trinkets that I may throw to the screaming female fans?

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If you guys are taking requests I will stand up and sing Enter Sandman. I might need a ride home afterwards but if you play it Ill sing it.

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I thought your number one (1) request would be "Sweet Caroline" (Sweet Caroline). You never cease to amaze me.

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Sweet Jesus I hate that song. It's the worst. Do not like.

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master of puppets...or the parody...faster than muppets.

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I can't dance or sing but I can stand around and drink. If stoney is there I'll buy the first drink!

Would love the hear that! This alone would be enough for me to call off work.

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need some more pictures of this place...it's difficult to see the layout from the website.
is there a stage? are we playing under heat lamps next to the kitchen?

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well, that's not very descriptive. hot mix or concrete?

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Remember that time you took a picture of a hot girl but it was really just a bunch of cars in a parking lot?

It's like that.

hot mix.

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There is a small stage, but the last band I saw there didn't use it, they just set up on the floor in the other room (where there is actually more room). No heat lamps in either spot that I am aware of, so you'll have to maintain your golden-brown tan on your own prior to the show.

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Don't worry not allowed in this Pub!!!

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Sorry trying to post a floor plan but not working

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Great song. Very well written & constructed but it takes multiple listens to understand all the lyrics the way Weller sings it...it would be interesting to hear an "Americanized" version.

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Paul Weller is a genius. The Jam are in my top five (5) greatest bands of all time.

When I perform this song, I will perform it like a mirror image of the original, complete with a Cockney accent.

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Remember when we DID play under heat lamps?

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So it was Professor Plum, in the library, with the rope?

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no, you're thinking of David Carradine, and it was a closet.

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I can e-mail it to someone and maybe they can put it up?

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email it to frank or darko.

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if anyone can, O Connor can

Maybe.

I will attempt this. I will then DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!!!

Sounds like it could be a thing. What about Slappy Ed? Just down his street, isn't it?

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Traded Facebook messages with Slappy. Sounds like him and a couple of his cronies might be there. Some of you might even get the thrill of sharing a beer with STU GOTZ

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