No really

No word if he was named for Chet Coppock. I hereby proclaim him the most famous Northwestern alum in history. Mud is going to be so proud.

http://www.popeater.com/2011/01/12/tom-hanks-son-chet-haze-rapper/

Meet Chet Haze, Tom Hanks' Rapper Son

People know of Tom Hanks' son Colin, who graced the big screen in 'Orange County,' but that Hanks heir doesn't have the rapping chops of his little bro Chester.

While the photo here is from 2006, Chester Hanks is now a grown-up frat boy at Northwestern University, according to Gawker. This mini-Hanks raps under the MC title Chet Haze, releasing his first track, Northwestern University anthem 'White and Purple,' on Jan. 11.

While the admittedly derivative song runs with Wiz Khalifa's Pittsburgh rap 'Black and Yellow,' Chet's lyrics are original and revealing about his college lifestyle. Hear Tom Hanks' son rap after the jump.

Chet's rap sports lines like "White kicks / Purple kush / This is college, hittin' blunts after hittin' books," and the Ludacris homage "Got a call from the brothers in the frat house / I'm with my girl, tryin' to get up under that blouse / She a freshman / She a freak though / In the bed, but a lady in the street, yo."

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Rapper who goes to NorthWestern=Thug who goes to Harvard. I bet there is tons of street cred to be scooped up on the streets of Evanston

Haven't seen a pic, but I'll bet he has a pink shirt with popped collar in his closet somewhere.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Paging Evanston past resident Jason Goff.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Stories like this put the Onion to shame.

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