Crystal Lake Huffy wrote:
What if. What if the Cubs won in 2003? What if you didnt shit the bed, then piss on the bed then dance on said piss and shit while singing Beck's Im a Loser?
The Cubs are a mockery of themselves once again. Sure, Wood might help you a bit in the bullpen, but at what cost to the clubhouse? I dont want to see the guy back. He is the poster for three of the biggest years of failure this team, and likely beyond, has ever witnessed. Its like your best friend murders your wife and after a few years, he gets out of jail and the court makes him live with you while on probation. Sure, he was a best friend at one time, but he murdered my fucking wife. I dont need to see him again. Good riddence. You know what will happen, right? Its already started. The media asks about 2003. We are going to hear it again. And again. Then he will be in the booth. And we will need to relive it. Again. And again.
We need to flush our old shit down the toilet. I dont want it lingering in this bowl. I hope Cubs fans boo this guy every minute he is on the field. I hope Cubs fans boo this guy every time he is off the field.
Have a happy Year 2.
Wow. That wasn't overdramatic at all.