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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:17 pm 
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For anyone that wants to crawl into the mind of one Mike North, today's 5 Minute Half Hour News Program is an interesting look.

http://www.northtonorth.com/mikenorthchannel/

And, if he really wants to call it that incredibly awful name, he should figure out what the name of his show is. Is it the "5 Minute Half Hour News" like is printed or is it the "5 Minute 30 Minute News" like he keeps saying?


1. Anyone else notice that he colors his hair?

2. Mike North has thoughts on the value of real estate? Also notice that when he references the lack of gate for the house he shows a picture of the movie producer's house, not the godfather's. Good production work.

3. Howard Stern needs to accept a pay cut. Talk about a man with zero self realization...two of the biggest rants of his day are on topics in which he has flaws.

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I'm sorry, but how does memoroboblia doesn't sound moronic as a company name?

And he does a whole segment on how bad "Boardwalk Empire" is and that it stinks; only to recommend going to his sponsor's site to find memorabilia from....."Boardwalk Empire?"

Seriously; this is God awful production. Only part that is funnier is him making fun of Carrie Fisher doing a one-person show. Wait, isn't that exactly what he currently is doing?


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so North (sorry, the bookie priest) said to pick the Vikings no matter the points.

Doofus.

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Who is doing the review of the MNEN for this week?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:24 pm 
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North's videos with his old dog are...odd. In the "General" section...

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Two Dinosaurs Discussing the Good Ol' Days

Coppock and North


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Two Idiots Discussing the Good Ol' Days

Fixed

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Some of that was really interesting. You will always get a good portion of stroking whenever you have Chet in the room, but overall it was good stuff.

Mike still obviously lacks self awareness as he decrys the lack of production and prep time spent on sports radio shows these days.

I have a new idea for North that I think would be really good: Lunch with Mike, a weekly interview with Mike and a local sports person of interest where Mike takes the person out to a different hot dog stand each week.

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I thought it was funny that these two guys were debating whether Berman's act had "gotten stale".

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good dolphin wrote:
Some of that was really interesting. .



Two dudes sucking each other cocks and complainig because nobody will hire them for legitimate jobs is interesting to you?


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12 views on that nort/chet lovefest. granted it's only one day, but how much is each individual view worth to an advertiser?

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I have a new idea for North that I think would be really good: Lunch with Mike, a weekly interview with Mike and a local sports person of interest where Mike takes the person out to a different hot dog stand each week.


This was meant ironically, right?

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North must not be able to afford the dye jobs on his hair; as he's gone to wearing the ballcap backwards ie like a sniper or a teenager.....from 15 years ago.


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12 views on that nort/chet lovefest. granted it's only one day, but how much is each individual view worth to an advertiser?


Six videos uploaded yesterday. Bookie Pries has "1" view. The others have less than 5.

Brutal.


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I forgot to mention the funniest part. He does a whole gig where he's praying to God and tells his "followers" to take the Under in last night's game.


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I forgot to mention the funniest part. He does a whole gig where he's praying to God and tells his "followers" to take the Under in last night's game.

A priest praying for the unders. Just wrong in so many ways.

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This is North's first ever Youtube video from NorthtoNorth, October, 2008 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmzIQo9Gq5k

It was watched by 1,400 unique individuals.

Sherman, Lazare and Harris all wrote articles last month about the lauch of the Mike North Entertainment Network. Two years later, the inaugural video was watched by eight (8) unique individuals.

If he dropped viewership by 33% in two years it would be a bid deal. 50% - devastating. He's averaging 5 views a day.

It goes without saying, but that's a precipitous drop from his reach while at the Score.


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i've also noticed that he's dropping his videos quite early too. i'm pretty sure that the "1/3" videos were uploaded on sunday afternoon.

you gotta show nort some howard-stern-type-dough to get his ass up early in the morning. also, didn't nort recently bag on howard stern for being irrelevent, even though he uses a howard stern sample/clip in his weekend show intro montage?

i'm glad to see that his door is flexible in the way it swings.

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didn't nort recently bag on howard stern for being irrelevent, even though he uses a howard stern sample/clip in his weekend show intro montage?


Nort calls Stern irrelevant? The views for Nort's videos barely crack double digits, and that is this board just to make fun of him. The Stern Fan Network, which isn't even run by Howard, it is run by a fan, has already had 1552 visitors in eight hours and fifteen minutes today.

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just out of curiosity I watched one of his video clips. it reminded me of why I kind of liked him in the first place. no politics, no lackeys, no phoney mafioso crap. just his idiotic ramblings which i find mildly entertaining.

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just watched the bookie priest video where he picks all Big Ten teams for bowl Weekend...that is priceless. It's so bad, it's gotta be on purpose...

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Didn't know where else to post this.

http://www.suntimes.com/3310820-417/her ... octor.html

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The onetime business partner of sports radio host Mike North was sentenced this morning to more than 16 years in prison for swindling hundreds of investors out of $6 million and for a lifetime of lying to others.


I had no idea that you could go to prison for this. I'm in trouble here.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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The onetime business partner of sports radio host Mike North was sentenced this morning to more than 16 years in prison for swindling hundreds of investors out of $6 million and for a lifetime of lying to others.


I had no idea that you could go to prison for this. I'm in trouble here.


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"Is that all the African-American Community can come up with?"

About 1:24 in:

http://www.northtonorth.com/mikenorthch ... =fc800556c

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Bookie Priest this weekend

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Feel better about the Bears now :lol:

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http://www.northtonorth.com/mikenorthch ... =71a5891e9

Mike North threatening to move out of state.

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He's looking in Wisconsin,but I guess it's still ok for some chooch to buy his lakeside property in Park Ridge. :lol:

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http://www.northtonorth.com/mikenorthchannel/musicvideo.php?vid=71a5891e9

Mike North threatening to move out of state.


why? he has no income :lol: and if he does, wisconsin's rate is higher than illinois even with the bump. and finally, good luck selling pappyland in this market along with the land you way overpaid for :lol:

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Bookie priest 0-3 :lol:

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