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PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:15 am 
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I thought "it was off the table" meant they used it. :oops:


Stay in school, kids...

You guys can use anyone except Omer Asik.


NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Nobody is, SHAKE THAT decided not to use it. Or they got drunk and forgot the deadline...


We did not choose Option A.

...and we got drunk.

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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.

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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.
You actually had the options sitting on a table?

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.



There is an actual table full of Options? :shock:

EDIT: Rick stealeded my joke... :(

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.



There is an actual table full of Options? :shock:

BRick's was funnier

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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.



There is an actual table full of Options? :shock:

BRick's was funnier


But KI used an emoticon... tough call.

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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newper wrote:
Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.


Really doesn't make things more clear.

Are options B and C literally off the table, too?

I literally don't understand why you didn't just say, "They didn't choose any of the options."


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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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We didn't choose to use Option A, which was to pick a player that will be exclusive for Team Shake That. We had until 9:00 PM last night to pick one, but we didn't want to. We decided to use Option B or C. Were the rules of the challenge that difficult to comprehend?

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Perhaps I should have made things more clear. Option A is literally off the table.


Really doesn't make things more clear.

Are options B and C literally off the table, too?

I literally don't understand why you didn't just say, "They didn't choose any of the options."



The only option that had to be chosen by last night was option A. Since we didn't email Newp saying we wanted option A that means we are no longer allowed to choose that option. That means we must choose either B or C, but with those two we only need to declare our choice when we submit our challenge picks.

Capiche?

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Ed just literally had his ass handed to him...

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Ed just literally had his ass handed to him...

SHAKE THAT

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Guilty as charged. Reading is a skill.

Thanks for the clarification. I literally like to fly off the handle instead of reading instructions.


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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Entries are here:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=0AvIBEU8ruyXXdG5nSG5FVUtyWnM0MDhYOTRtcTd5Znc&hl=en&output=html

6:34 pm -- Edited spreadsheet and modified contest to be a single elimination due to contest construction error.

7:13 pm -- Updated with halftime scores. Shake That is leading (would even be leading without the bonus pts) with 55.5 (41.5 w/o), then Aromashodu has 30 points, then Anti-ISOPians with 29.5, and trailing at halftime are the Monkeys with 27.5

9:42 pm -- Final update. Shake That wins with 103.5 points (82.5 w/o bonus.) Good work, team! In second are the Anti-ISOPians with 68.5 -- maybe basketball is their true calling for these contests. Right on their heels finishing in third is Team Aromashodu with 67.5, and bringing up the rear are the Scorehead Monkeys.

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Congratulations to Shake That for another win.

If Boozer gets his averages that's a 38.5 point advantage.

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Yay, second place!

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Congratulations to Shake That for another win.

If Boozer gets his averages that's a 38.5 point advantage.

8)

Now people should understand why we didn't take the exclusive player with option A.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Congratulations to Shake That for another win.

If Boozer gets his averages that's a 38.5 point advantage.




It ain't over till Spaulding sings.

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Crap, I meant to write that as steals or blocks... :oops: Would not intentionally give a team that big of an advantage... I shall endeavor to do a better job of proofreading going forward.

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I'm officially making this a single player elimination to minimize the impact of having such a big advantage to one team. We'll do the two player on Sunday.

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I'm officially making this a single player elimination to minimize the impact of having such a big advantage to one team. We'll do the two player on Sunday.


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Jesus, Thomas with 16 boards. Didn't see that one coming. Could be our downfall
along with our pick for fouls. El Capitan may be in trouble...

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I'm officially making this a single player elimination to minimize the impact of having such a big advantage to one team. We'll do the two player on Sunday.



Hey Newp, if SHAKE THAT ends up winning and would've won even without the bonus can we stick with a double elimination since the technical error would not have mattered?

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I'm officially making this a single player elimination to minimize the impact of having such a big advantage to one team. We'll do the two player on Sunday.



Hey Newp, if SHAKE THAT ends up winning and would've won even without the bonus can we stick with a double elimination since the technical error would not have mattered?
:lol: You may not have chosen that option if it wasn't basically a free win. I doubt you would have chosen Hibbert over Boozer.

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
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Shake That wins with 103.5 points (82.5 w/o bonus.) Good work, team! In second are the Anti-ISOPians with 68.5 -- maybe basketball is their true calling for these contests. Right on their heels finishing in third is Team Aromashodu with 67.5, and bringing up the rear are the Scorehead Monkeys with 52.5. They didn't get much help in the big hit categories of three pointers and personal fouls, and that appeared to be the main problem for their team.

Even though Shake That would have won with their selections without a sixth man, I'm going to keep it a single elimination contest since that could have affected who they chose at the original five positions. That being said, Monkeys need to vote to send someone home. Send your vote to CSFMBSurvivor@gmail.com by 7pm on Saturday. Please send your nick as well so I know who has voted and who hasn't. If you have a hidden idol, you need to play it by 9pm on Saturday.

Sunday's challenge to follow -- it is football related, and I promise to proof read it three times before I post it! :)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

So we still win without the huge bonus advantage?

SHAKE THAT!!

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Challenge #4 -- Jan 16, 2011

This time around, we're going to have another fantasy football drafting contest, but we'll focus on single defensive players. You can draft either a 4-3 or 3-4 defense. The 4-3 requires 4 DLs, 3 LBs, and 4 DBs. The 3-4 requires 3 DLs, 4 LBs and 4 DBs. You have $100 to spend on your team. You need to fill every position, but you do not need to spend all of your money. You must draft your team from only the players listed below (I make no guarantee that they will play this weekend, so make sure you do your research!) Points will be awarded based upon the results posted at NFL.com and will be final when I post them to the thread.

Players will get 1 point per tackle, 0.5 point per assist, 4 points per sack, 6 points per interception, 4 points per forced fumble or fumble recovery, and 10 points for any TD scored.

Shake That, you have an advantage option to choose:
  • Option A: Big spender. You can increase your draft cap to $105.
  • Option B: Points for cash. Get an automatic 5 point addition to your total, but the other teams' draft cap moves to $110. Yours remains $100. To use this option, you must post in the thread that you will be using this by 7pm on Saturday. I will literally remove it from my table of Options (picture to be posted as soon as I get my camera fixed.)
  • Option C: Smear job. Submit a defensive player's name along with your entry. That player's total points will be cut in half should he be used on any team's entry, including your own. You do not need to reveal what player you choose, or that you are using this option.

Tiebreaker #1 - Total FGs in the Patriots/Jets game
Tiebreaker #2 - Tom Brady's QB rating for Sunday's game

Entries are due by Sunday at 11 AM. This will be a double elimination. Something I should have addressed earlier, but could become an issue with early deadlines is what happens if the captain gets voted off. When the new captain is chosen, I'll PM him/her with a message indicating that no submission was made, or if one was made, I will forward the submission. The submission will be valid unless the new captain wants to change something. Some options would not be changeable if they include some sort of deadline (such as Option B in this example.)

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Player        Pos Team     Price
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C. Clemons    DL  Seahawks 14
J. Peppers    DL  Bears    12
I. Idonije    DL  Bears    11
R. Brock      DL  Seahawks 10
V. Wilfork    DL  Patriots 9
S. Pouha      DL  Jets     9
C. Cole       DL  Seahawks 7
S. Ellis      DL  Jets     7
A. Adams      DL  Bears    6
G. Warren     DL  Patriots 5
K. Balmer     DL  Seahawks 5
B. Mebane     DL  Seahawks 4
M. Toeania    DL  Bears    4
H. Melton     DL  Bears    4

J. Mayo       LB  Patriots 21
B. Urlacher   LB  Bears    19
L. Briggs     LB  Bears    16
D. Harris     LB  Jets     14
D. Hawthorne  LB  Seahawks 14
A. Curry      LB  Seahawks 12
L. Tatupu     LB  Seahawks 11
B. Scott      LB  Jets     11
B. Thomas     LB  Jets     11
R. Ninkovich  LB  Patriots 10
C. Pace       LB  Jets     10
G. Guyton     LB  Patriots 10
T. Banta-Cain LB  Patriots 9
J. Taylor     LB  Jets     8
B. Spikes     LB  Patriots 7
P. Tinoisamoa LB  Bears    6
W. Herring    LB  Seahawks 6
J. Cunningham LB  Patriots 5
B. Iwuh       LB  Bears    4

D. McCourty   DB  Patriots 15
C. Tillman    DB  Bears    14
L. Milloy     DB  Seahawks 14
P. Chung      DB  Patriots 14
E. Thomas     DB  Seahawks 13
C. Harris     DB  Bears    11
M. Trufant    DB  Seahawks 11
K. Arrington  DB  Patriots 10
D. Manning    DB  Bears    10
B. Meriwether DB  Patriots 10
J. Sanders    DB  Patriots 9
D. Coleman    DB  Jets     9
D.J. Moore    DB  Bears    8
A. Cromartie  DB  Jets     8
E. Smith      DB  Jets     8
J. Babineaux  DB  Seahawks 8
B. Pool       DB  Jets     8
T. Jennings   DB  Bears    7
K. Jennings   DB  Seahawks 6
W. Thurmond   DB  Seahawks 5
J. Ihedigbo   DB  Jets     5
D. Revis      DB  Jets     5
D. Lowery     DB  Jets     5
Z. Bowman     DB  Bears    5
D. Butler     DB  Patriots 4
M. Cole       DB  Jets     4
M. Wright     DB  Bears    4
K. Chancellor DB  Seahawks 4

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 Post subject: Re: CSFMB Survivor!!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:12 pm 
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And the votes are in. Two votes to be exact. And they are both for Northside Dan. There was one late vote that was discarded, and four missing votes. Northside Dan is the third player eliminated from the contest. Five members of the Scorehead Monkeys have picked up a strike -- remember, three strikes will DQ you from the game.

I've got one entry in for tomorrow... as a reminder, picks are due by 11 AM tomorrow so even if you just send in a placeholder, at least you'll go in with something. During the challenges, you can always submit a revised entry up until the deadline. For the voting, only your first vote counts. Play it smart and get your entry in when you can.

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All the picks are in. I don't know if I will be around during the game to update, so I am making this publicly editable in case someone feels like doing the work during the game. :) I'll be doing an official count tonight.

http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key= ... y=CO-c9oIM

Shake That has invoked the Smear Job on Lance Briggs. Luckily for them, each of the three other teams did select Briggs to their team. Briggs will only get half points for those teams today.

A reminder this is a double elimination! Top two teams are safe, and bottom two teams will need to vote someone out of the game.

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