good dolphin wrote:
The real behind the scenes conversation I would like to hear is Dan telling his wife that he wants to liquidate everything and go live in the woods.
Mac: LARRY!!!, Mitch you gave LEARRY!!! my spot!
Mitch: It's what team bernstein wanted. With you leaving, he has all the power.
Mac: Promise me Mitch, that if Learry starts doing a stupid segment, like ... um something really dumb even for him, like breaking down film over the air. Promise me, you will replace him with Finfer. Do that for me Mitch.
Mitch: ......Silence...... Looks at the ground.....
Mac Dammit Mitch!
Mitch: Do you want me to lie to you? I can do that if you wish.
Mac Leave, just leave me alone with my weed and bigins.
---------------------MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SCORE--------------------------------
CBS radio execs Speigel, you WILL work with Learry.
Speigs I respectfully decline.
CBS radio execs We are not giving you a choice.
Speigs Won't do it, Nope.
CBS radio execs This is not a negotiation meatpants.
Speigs Fuc you! You can't make me work with that self deluded mega geek.
(Starts singing.... We're not going to take it, no we aint going take it, where not going take it ANYMORE!!!!!) (headbanging)
CBS radio execs Ok, we didn't want to have to do this, but you leave us no choice.
(Gags Meatpants and throws him in the company town car)
(Drive to the nearest Mc Donalds and order him a salad with a bottled water.)
Speigs NOooooooooooooooo! Not that, ok ok. I will work with him... (Crying)
--------------------5 weeks later------------------------
FedEX van leaves Mac a box.Mac Whats in the box? Hey you, What's in the box???? Don't drive away. You didn't even wait for me to come to the gate. Stay and talk with me, ahhhhh What's in the boooox!
more weed maybe, newest copy of bigins if I am lucky (Takes the box back to the cabin)
-------------------1 week later-------------------------
With what was in the box and now I think Harry has moved into the cabin next to me, I need to go.Mac Mitch, I am coming back. I still have some left in the old tank.
Mitch Fine, whatever you want. Just please hurry up before we get a restraining order from Cheryl Scott.
-----------BACK AT THE SCORE--------------
Learry Look Speigs, Mac is back. He will be so proud of the great job I did. Lets make a parody of how greeaa....
Mac Duck Speigs! Fuc team bernstein!!!! Say hello to what I learned to do in Rehab!!!
WELCOME BACK MAC!!!!