Proof that "Critics" needs to come back.

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:24 am

Yesterday's abortion booth with Millen and Theisman proved that there is indeed a place for what was my favorite segment on the old MJH show, the Critics at Extra Large.
But adjustments need to be made to weed out the awful "WYC" type callers.
1. NO LIVE CALLERS. If callers must be included, it should be done with VM messages. Set up a voicemail box for callers to call. Limit the message length to 30 seconds. Pre screen and play the top calls only.
2. Screw the stupid shit, or to use Mac's $5 word, "Minutia". There's plenty of crap said that will be crazy outrageous as Theisman, Tirico, Buck, Stockton, Santo, Hawk and others still broadcast (poorly). Don't forget ZZ. He gives plenty of Critics moments, like when he didn't know which shoulder Jake Long had injured.
3. Kill the thumbs up. I know that Harry ruined thumbs up but screw that noise. This is dirty laundry, remember? Thumbs up,... that must have been Harry's idea... Hyaaaa, maybe we oughta use this to lick a little anus nyaaaa. No thanks.

I used to think this was the best segment on Sports Radio but the lame callers and stupid thumbs up roont it. Come one man, there's a place for this. Don't let it go all long windey big wordy no pointy like Who Ya Crappin, which needs to be reinvented or shot to death like a wisconsin television.

Thanks. Bye.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:26 am

I think Biggie agrees

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Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:26 am

Patiently waiting for the triumphant return of Guess Whats in the Vending Machine

Gloopan Kuratz · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:32 am

Darkside wrote:

Yesterday's abortion booth with Millen and Theisman proved that there is indeed a place for what was my favorite segment on the old MJH show, the Critics at Extra Large.
But adjustments need to be made to weed out the awful "WYC" type callers.
1. NO LIVE CALLERS. If callers must be included, it should be done with VM messages. Set up a voicemail box for callers to call. Limit the message length to 30 seconds. Pre screen and play the top calls only.
2. Screw the stupid shit, or to use Mac's $5 word, "Minutia". There's plenty of crap said that will be crazy outrageous as Theisman, Tirico, Buck, Stockton, Santo, Hawk and others still broadcast (poorly). Don't forget ZZ. He gives plenty of Critics moments, like when he didn't know which shoulder Jake Long had injured.
3. Kill the thumbs up. I know that Harry ruined thumbs up but screw that noise. This is dirty laundry, remember? Thumbs up,... that must have been Harry's idea... Hyaaaa, maybe we oughta use this to lick a little anus nyaaaa. No thanks.

I used to think this was the best segment on Sports Radio but the lame callers and stupid thumbs up roont it. Come one man, there's a place for this. Don't let it go all long windey big wordy no pointy like Who Ya Crappin, which needs to be reinvented or shot to death like a wisconsin television.

Thanks. Bye.

Too much work.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43565

Phil McCracken wrote:

Guess Whats in the Vending Machine

Nothing, Meatpants ate all of it.

Bucky Chris · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:35 am

Good case, Darkside. I'm definitely in favor of it.

peopleselbow · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:46 am

Bring it back! Last night was the worst. "This is tough guy football". Bleech.

Bucky Chris · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:57 am

Darkside, you did it!!!

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:59 am

..thats what she said..

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:01 am

Bucky Chris wrote:

Darkside, you did it!!!

Did what?

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:02 am

Impromptu Critics

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:02 am

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Impromptu Critics

Did I miss it?

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:03 am

Darkside wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Impromptu Critics

Did I miss it?

Starting now

Northside_Dan · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:10 am

This is good stuff :lol:

Unbelievable how much good material comes from just 3 hours of broadcast

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:22 pm

On this newer "Jeep" commercial I keep hearing, somebody ripped that music off from Radiohead's You Might Be Wrong

A7X · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:28 pm

Last night was brutal. Theismann is like the guy at the bar that's done way to much coke, and is talking faster than his brain can keep up. STFU! Millen was having bromances with everyone, and Papa just blows. I wish the Joniak/Thayer PBP synced up with tv.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:48 pm

Thumbs down to that dumbfuck lawer calling in from Elmhurst. How is going only east to west at Wrigley (having no offense at your end), different than having fog or snow that prevents you from seeing the entire field anyway? Its a risk you take when you buy tickets Steve, thumbs down.

Northside_Dan · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:49 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Thumbs down to that dumbfuck lawer calling in from Elmhurst. How is going only east to west at Wrigley (having no offense at your end), different than having fog or snow that prevents you from seeing the entire field anyway? Its a risk you take when you buy tickets Steve, thumbs down.

I think he actually has a point. Excuse me while I go vomit.

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:50 pm

I was very disappointed in the NFL Network presentation. Bob Papa normally calls the New York Giants on the grandfather of sports radio in this country WFAN. Bob is BOOORING!!! Also, since when has Rich Eisen morphed into Stuart "Booyah Boy" Scott?

doug - evergreen park · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:10 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

On this newer "Jeep" commercial I keep hearing, somebody ripped that music off from Radiohead's You Might Be Wrong

That would be something since they never wrote a song named YOU might be wrong... :wink:

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:11 pm

Well then, I Might Be Wrong :lol:

Northside_Dan · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:27 pm

Hub giving kudos to the Bears has to be killing him. He's going to find a way to shit on last nights game

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:33 pm

It was far from a perfect game, especially on offense. While I'll definitely take 3 Robbie Gould field goals & the Matt Forte TD run that turned out to be the only touchdown of the game, Devin Hester has to catch that bomb that Jay Cutler threw right after the interception! Also, Brian Billick wanted to throw out the QB rating stat, which he thought was ridiculous. Additionally, when NFL Network went back to its Los Angeles studio for the rest of its postgame and "NFL Total Access" that followed, Sterling Sharpe, Rod Woodson & Jamie Dukes all agreed with Billick regarding the fact the Bears need more TDs when they get to the red zone and can't settle for field goals like they did last night. The Bears probably should've won this game more comfortably than 16-0, but I'll definitely take it.

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:34 pm

SHARK wrote:

It was far from a perfect game, especially on offense. While I'll definitely take 3 Robbie Gould field goals & the Matt Forte TD run that turned out to be the only touchdown of the game, Devin Hester has to catch that bomb that Jay Cutler threw right after the interception! Also, Brian Billick wanted to throw out the QB rating stat, which he thought was ridiculous. Additionally, when NFL Network went back to its Los Angeles studio for the rest of its postgame and "NFL Total Access" that followed, Sterling Sharpe, Rod Woodson & Jamie Dukes all agreed with Billick regarding the fact the Bears need more TDs when they get to the red zone and can't settle for field goals like they

Did you know that Robbie Gould went to Penn State?

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:35 pm

sjboyd0137 wrote:

SHARK wrote:

It was far from a perfect game, especially on offense. While I'll definitely take 3 Robbie Gould field goals & the Matt Forte TD run that turned out to be the only touchdown of the game, Devin Hester has to catch that bomb that Jay Cutler threw right after the interception! Also, Brian Billick wanted to throw out the QB rating stat, which he thought was ridiculous. Additionally, when NFL Network went back to its Los Angeles studio for the rest of its postgame and "NFL Total Access" that followed, Sterling Sharpe, Rod Woodson & Jamie Dukes all agreed with Billick regarding the fact the Bears need more TDs when they get to the red zone and can't settle for field goals like they

Did you know that Robbie Gould went to Penn State?

Yeah, I knew Robbie went to Penn State... :lol:

sjboyd0137 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:35 pm

SHARK wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

SHARK wrote:

It was far from a perfect game, especially on offense. While I'll definitely take 3 Robbie Gould field goals & the Matt Forte TD run that turned out to be the only touchdown of the game, Devin Hester has to catch that bomb that Jay Cutler threw right after the interception! Also, Brian Billick wanted to throw out the QB rating stat, which he thought was ridiculous. Additionally, when NFL Network went back to its Los Angeles studio for the rest of its postgame and "NFL Total Access" that followed, Sterling Sharpe, Rod Woodson & Jamie Dukes all agreed with Billick regarding the fact the Bears need more TDs when they get to the red zone and can't settle for field goals like they

Did you know that Robbie Gould went to Penn State?

Yeah, I knew Robbie went to Penn State... :lol:

Did you know that there are many great players that went to PENN STATE?

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:02 pm

Curtis Enis....greatness in endzone posing.

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:05 pm

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Curtis Enis....greatness in endzone posing.

I remember when he did that pose vs. Kansas City, Jeff... :oops:

Eaglo Jeff · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:37 pm

SHARK wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Curtis Enis....greatness in endzone posing.

I remember when he did that pose vs. Kansas City, Jeff... :oops:

You shouldn't be embarrassed, he should've been.

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