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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:31 am 
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I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:33 am 
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I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.


:lol: Even Woodridge Ryan would find that funny!


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:36 am 
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I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.


:lol: Even Woodridge Ryan would find that funny!


Ryan's too busy eating a box of Dolly Madison ZINGERS.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:37 am 
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I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.



Nah, Mac is just Dave's goomah.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:41 am 
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WTF???

:pukel: :pukel: :pukel: :thumbdown:


You guys are killing me. But that's ok I love it.

Who the fuck is caller Anne?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:43 am 
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Go to MJH refugee thread in the B&B section. I'm sure someone 'splained it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:49 am 
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Further explanation is clearly needed. My wife is YOUNGER than me.

This explains my juvenile attempts at humor from time to time.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:53 am 
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how old are you dave?

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I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:56 am 
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I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.

whats your life insurance look like?


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:58 am 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
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I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.

whats your life insurance look like?


Strangely enough, she keeps asking me to increase it.

I have noticed a weird tasting tinge to my coffee in the morning and it feels like my stomach lining is rotting away. I'm sure it's nothing...

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:59 am 
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DegenerateDave wrote:
Further explanation is clearly needed. My wife is YOUNGER than me.

This explains my juvenile attempts at humor from time to time.


Just a joke dude. Doesn't really require psychoanalysis.

Caller Anne was a crazy old broad that called into Berns once upon a time. Come to think of it, Rosenbloom might ave been filling in that day.

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A7X wrote:
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Further explanation is clearly needed. My wife is YOUNGER than me.

This explains my juvenile attempts at humor from time to time.


Just a joke dude. Doesn't really require psychoanalysis.

Caller Anne was a crazy old broad that called into Berns once upon a time. Come to think of it, Rosenbloom might ave been filling in that day.


I just wanted to let everyone know that it wasn't the other way around - no worries A7, all in good fun.

At my age, a Cougar would have to be in her sixties and that just ain't right...

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42-28 is nice but 57-43 is when youll really be making your buddies envious


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DegenerateDave wrote:
A7X wrote:
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Further explanation is clearly needed. My wife is YOUNGER than me.

This explains my juvenile attempts at humor from time to time.


Just a joke dude. Doesn't really require psychoanalysis.

Caller Anne was a crazy old broad that called into Berns once upon a time. Come to think of it, Rosenbloom might ave been filling in that day.


I just wanted to let everyone know that it wasn't the other way around - no worries A7, all in good fun.

At my age, a Cougar would have to be in her sixties and that just ain't right...


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I have a wife that requires a great deal of attention (I attribute it to our age difference)

The new information makes your above statement make much more sense. I thought you
were feeding the wife blended up prunes with a long spoon. Nice work on your part Dave.

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TBone - that kind of attention I could not deal with. The younger blonde airheady thing from time to time needing attention - I can deal with.

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Spread the word, cause I'm a
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DegenerateDave wrote:
I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.



Now I know where your NAME comes from!! :lol: :lol:


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No, I liked it, Reason. Really... I did. It prompted me to FINALLY clear up that "gettin' out of bed" stuff that took on a life of its own.


Mac get the hell out of here. You might have been joking, but trust me, "many a truth is said in jest"...

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My life has made better because of TRUE friends -- not fawning ALSers, like Slapshot Ed, Vandy, Three Putt Gene, Highland Park Kevin, 1-Iron Mark, Golfboy (Scorehead #84), Gridiron Assassin and others.


Gridiron Assassin and others?

Does that include BEEF ROCKMORE and Harry Timber Crank ???


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Exile is such a great fucking record. All any band ever has to do is try to rewrite any of the 10-12 songs off Exile whenever they make an album.

Exile in Guyville is a fan-freakin-tastic album, I must say.


Kissed her at a spin the bottle game in High school and in those days, that was your open to door to asking a chick out. I froze, what can I say. She was nothing like she is now. She was the ultimate prepster, good girl from Winnetka. Who knew this chick would write one of the best albums out there. Too bad she cant sing at all.


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bigfan wrote:
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Exile is such a great fucking record. All any band ever has to do is try to rewrite any of the 10-12 songs off Exile whenever they make an album.

Exile in Guyville is a fan-freakin-tastic album, I must say.


Kissed her at a spin the bottle game in High school and in those days, that was your open to door to asking a chick out. I froze, what can I say. She was nothing like she is now. She was the ultimate prepster, good girl from Winnetka. Who knew this chick would write one of the best albums out there. Too bad she cant sing at all.

Wow! The ULTIMATE "We're happy for ya!" :P Actually, more like jealousy.
Liz can sing, just a bit pitchy sometimes.

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Is it bad that I have never heard any of her songs. Some appearance at a ball game doesn't count.

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Is it bad that I have never heard any of her songs. Some appearance at a ball game doesn't count.


No, aside from the one album mentioned which is overrated but still good, everything else is revolting


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Liz did a cover of "Mother's Little Helper", which sounded really clean & well produed. Not sure if it's on any album, but I found it on:
http://www.playlist.com/searchbeta/trac ... 20phair/10

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I got a hot tub Dan. just the two of us. And a CASE of PBR. call me. I beg you.


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Is it bad that I have never heard any of her songs. Some appearance at a ball game doesn't count.


No, aside from the one album mentioned which is overrated but still good, everything else is revolting


whitechocolatespacegg is decent. all of her stuff is decent. none of it is "holy shit! this is fucking amazing!"

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Don't tease me like that, Mr. Belvidere. I have had a fondness for The Ribbon for many years.


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Don't tease me like that, Mr. Belvidere. I have had a fondness for The Ribbon for many years.


You and Jackie Gleason.

"Look at that luscious Pabst Blue Ribbon...it practically speaks to you.."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD81mIQPOI8

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nothing wrong with pabst. i support it.


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