nwfisch wrote:
Ok, I can't be the only person on here who watches or listens to these two. I think both do a great job not only talking about sports, but also talking about stuff that happens in daily life. They come across as people I can relate to and these two together, I actually enjoy listening. Hopefully ratings are turning around for the better.
obvious shill is obvious. who hired your marketing company? WGN? comcast? KapMan Himself? i mean yeah i always assumed that chicago sports talk radio has some paid callers to get the show moving in certain directions because it's all theatre of the mind and populism is a dish best served however the well-monied interests want it served (#synergy) but now even the CSFMB is prone to having out-n-out shillery like we're 4chan or something? crikey.... yikes!
this could be a masterful troll if read/accepted as 100% sarcastic. hell, it could be that you've got some really understated wit going on, cuz understated wit is the only kind of wit allowed on the kap and haugh subforum.... or wait lol sorry other chicago sports media forum.... they're not even in golden boy + golden goy (mike&
MIKE) territory cuz nobody here gives two shits about that smarmy shaved head alien looking motherfucker kaplan "telling it like it is" about whatever hot topic of the day is out there that makes peopel think "gee what do the talking heads have to say about this? not the ensouled ones, but the corporate ringkissers who have gottn to play golf wiht m-jeff before? yeaj seriously if you haven't golfed with m-jeff then your opinion is invalid because nicolas cage's hair is a bird.
man i know at least CH will remember my KAP-MAN intro (he speculated that some intern @ the game / the swcore would gt cracking.... i need video editing software bad... what's the industry standard sofrware? i wanna try it out b4 TPP and all.... but yah the 60s bat-man intro except kap+haugh(robin) shake hands with the owners and POW BAM ZIFF all of the rank-n-file sportsfans cuz you dont call the pedantic wunderkind kap-man cracking wise. you get on your jim rome grizzly and BRING IT.
and you know how the british have that ultra cunty way to say goodbye like "I SAY GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR" ???? well kap-man has that too with "thanks for listening/watching" --- thats right. once you tune into kap & haugh they have WON like dan bernstein and holy mary mother of god do the chi sports media TPTB want you to be colloquial with "kap" --- they force some colloquially-abbreviatd version of his name on you CONSTANTLY because they've made up thior mind that this guyh is the #1 super-corporate nadlicker in chicago and he's going to be ubiquitous in your sporting lives, so basically all they can do is just try to get you used to him because he's not going anywhere. HE'S THE FATHER OF THE YEAR DONTCHA KNOW?
all those assclowns who give kidneys to their kids? overrated. fathrs who sacrifice their life's dream/s to provide a solid foundation so that their kids can go out and do better than they did in life? HA! the only thing david kaplanb sacrifices are homeless people who have been rounded up in utah to test out the dissident-control-centr and no doubt also to appease moloch because onf of the a4mentoned people is on the path to the bohemian grove and PROTIP: he's golfed with michael jordan. he got his kids a dog and he's on tv and he's no doubt gotten his kids tours of lockerrrooms and stuff; tell that one-kidneyed asshole who gave up his potenjtial music career to get 2nd and 3rd jobs to make sure his kid can afford to go to a decent college to makw way cuz THE FATHER OF THE YEAR(TM) IS COMING ON THROUGH! MAKE WAY... MAKE WAY... AND HEY WHILE YOU'RE KNEELING/GROVELING DOWN THERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIND SOMETHING TO KISS. PROTIP: THERE'S 3 RINGS DOWN THERE.... CAN YOU KISS THEM ALL?
so yeah TLDR ]Ok, yes you CAN be the only person on here who watches or listens to these two. the rest of us have souls, ginger bw0y!
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