I feel sorry for anybody that "has to" hire maids.

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- Tony's Deli

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You know me like that.

This Guy has gotten shafted here, IMHO. He shows up and provides a ~25 year old stunt dick to this psycho bitch on the rebound, and he's been dragged through the mud by being exposed as a patsy for the continued mindgames of one BlackCastle, who I approximate to be a ~30-35 year old material-obsessed gold-digger who is trying to do the best hitching job she can before her looks go sour and the unlucky party is left with a miserable Caller Bob for the rest of their costly marriage.

If this is Hawkeye having fun at the expense of the board, then it's an excellent work and I give him all the credit in the world. If it isn't, then seriously this chick overvalues the power of her crotch as she clearly treats it like it's some amazing thing that transcends everyday heroes like This Guy.

FUCK THAT!

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What's with attorney's on this message board...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

If you wanted him to be healthy, why weren't you there to be by his side to help him? Obviously you wouldn't have accepted the other stuff, because you are now being dicked down "team this guy".

Are you scared that you won't find someone being that you are 35 and you aren't getting any younger?? It's obvious you are looking for another hawkeye, but I think that's the problem right there, you aren't going to find it. Live, love, learn....I just hope you are using protection, as it would be sad if 2 years from now Hawkeye comes back to the site to say you gave him Hairpiece

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

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Keep talking, I'm listening........sounds pretty good so far.

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There ya go BlackCastle. Jump from Hawkeye to Hawkeye Vince. Welcome to the neighborhood!

Great, another fucking attorney!!

Are you a divorce lawyer?

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Autocorrect.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Someone hook her up with Spada. They can make sweet tender fridge magnets together.

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Is Spada single?

That shit's 4life, yo.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

No it was done intentional

You have to say it with an arabian accent...hairpiece

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

There's only one asshole attorney on this board, and it ain't Panther.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

John Kirk?

Aggravated Bob really gets to you, doesn't he?

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No. Think about the Miami NFL team.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Dude, I have been practicing law for 10 years, with the exception of the year I was unemployed, I have made 100 to 150k per year. Not a gold digger. Thanks! Also, 5'3 105 and, if you see my mom, it will take a LOOOOONG time before I look like crap. I am almost 36 and that pic is from the Tigers Sox game. Thanks for playing.

BlackCastle,
Can you please help out the single guys on the board by explaining what made hawkeye so stalk-worthy?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

hawkeye has some explaining to do here. She seems like a pretty damn good catch. Let's go hawkeye, pick up your end of the deal here.

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You know the board won't be as good 2 years from now. To anyone who thinks this is a bit, I wish I were clever or ambitious enough to do so but sorry it's real. As a person, it's a bit troubling to have this stuff all posted. However as a long standing member of the illustrious csfmb, I have to say this has become one hell of a thread. Love the avatar. Free This Guy!

I TRIED EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. I WAITED ON HIM HAND AND FOOT FOR MONTHS!

I met "This GUY" in April, we broke up in September, hardly a direct jump.

Arguing on the internet is like arguing with a toddler.

Posting your income on the interwebs is on the same wavelength. Do you have an older, very weird, lush uncle that lives in Ohio?

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Ah.
Finally an explaination for the broken foot.
Now we're getting somewhere.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

This guy...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Hawkeye has a foot fetish? Did he think there was something wrong with your feet?

Swung on BELTED!

OK, I have emboldened what i'm right about, which is just about everything. So you're not a gold-digger as you make some six figure stack and therefore, see my last emboldened statement, you overvalue the power of your crotch as you treat it like it's some amazing thing that transcends everyday heroes like This Guy.

News flash honey, your not being a gold-digger makes it even worse for you. If you make good money and you're this fucked in teh head, it's no wonder why our guy Hawkeye GTFO of dodge and mentioned your psychoness, cuz in your world texting someone who broke up with you ~10 months ago EVERY SINGLE DAY WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A SINGLE RESPONSE UNTIL YOUR DOG DIED is perfectly normal. Or well, it's not normal, IT'S EXEMPLARY BECAUSE IT GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE. Seriously, don't you see it as a damning thing that you're so ostensibly good at life yet when you show up and present your case a bunch of creepy internet messageboard people are ALL LAUGHING AT YOU?!!

So yeah, you're good looking, you're successful, and I bet that you're crazy enough to be a proper spirited romp in the sack... but guess what? Quoteth my guy George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck [you] with a stolen dick."

TEAM THIS GUY FOR LIFE!

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How do you feel about 32 year olds with a decent jobs that live on their own?

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