BlackCastle wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
BlackCastle, who I approximate to be a ~30-35 year old material-obsessed gold-digger who is trying to do the best hitching job she can before her looks go sour and the unlucky party is left with a miserable Caller Bob for the rest of their costly marriage.
If this is Hawkeye having fun at the expense of the board, then it's an excellent work and I give him all the credit in the world. If it isn't, then seriously this chick overvalues the power of her crotch as she clearly treats it like it's some amazing thing that transcends everyday heroes like This Guy.
FUCK THAT!
Dude, I have been practicing law for 10 years, with the exception of the year I was unemployed, I have made 100 to 150k per year. Not a gold digger. Thanks! Also, 5'3 105
(DAN PATRICK SHOW *DING*) and, if you see my mom, it will take a LOOOOONG time before I look like crap. I am almost 36 and that pic is from the Tigers Sox game. Thanks for playing.
OK, I have emboldened what i'm right about, which is just about everything. So you're not a gold-digger as you make some six figure stack and therefore, see my last emboldened statement, you overvalue the power of your crotch as you treat it like it's some amazing thing that transcends everyday heroes like This Guy.
News flash honey, your not being a gold-digger makes it even worse for you. If you make good money and you're this fucked in teh head, it's no wonder why our guy Hawkeye GTFO of dodge and mentioned your psychoness, cuz in your world texting someone who broke up with you ~10 months ago EVERY SINGLE DAY WITHOUT EVEN SO MUCH AS A SINGLE RESPONSE UNTIL YOUR DOG DIED is perfectly normal. Or well, it's not normal, IT'S EXEMPLARY BECAUSE IT GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE. Seriously, don't you see it as a damning thing that you're so ostensibly good at life yet when you show up and present your case a bunch of creepy internet messageboard people are ALL LAUGHING AT YOU?!!
So yeah, you're good looking, you're successful, and I bet that you're crazy enough to be a proper spirited romp in the sack... but guess what? Quoteth my guy George Carlin, "I wouldn't fuck [you] with a stolen dick."
TEAM THIS GUY FOR LIFE!
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?