Baby McNown wrote:
You wrote 3 paragraphs about how I'm wrong and a penis, and started it off by using completely a completely over inflated statement just to make you look right. So either list 95 other fill in hosts or shut the fuck up.
Maybe you've been gone the past couple weeks. I've been getting along with everybody (Chas excluded) just fine. If you want to come be a penis I have no issue going full BMac on you.
see there's your first issue, in that it's not some personal "OOOOH HOW CAN I MAKE BABY MCNOWN LOOK LIKE A PENIS" thing (as an aside, i do find it kind of amusing that you have dick on your mind but that's neither here nor there) ---- i reckon my quest was a bit SHARKian in that i was trying to provide some truth/iness that, yes, was contrary to your statement (which was kind of patently wrong and in and of itself a generalization that because shep is a mac guy he's =/= a berstein clone simply because he's a mac guy. if i have to come up with 95 names or "shut the fuck up" then isn't the onus on you to provide some proof for your claim that shep hosting a solo show isn't a bernstein clone or then you have to shut the fuck up?)
and yeah, see, i reckon that you're taking things a bit too personal which means nothing good can come around raging at people calling them names and saying "I'M RIGHT, AND UNLESS YOU PROVIDE CATEGORICAL EVIDENCE OF MY WRONGNESS (WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS YOU THINK I'M A PIECE OF SHIT, BTW),
SHUT THE FUCK UPi don't know you from a hole in the ground. i don't know if you're a penis, vagina, taint, asshole, elbow, kidney, or even a giant can of spicy spam that managed to become self-aware and then started posting on the CSFMB because it seemed like the thing to do at the time. as such, i don't have any sort of referendum on you and/or your magnanimous presence so uhhh i reckon we're taking the long way around to that place where i "shut the fuck up" because i really don't care to go and look up every score host and then rank them on a scale of 1 to bernstein in terms of their bernstein cloneyness because i have to reach the 95% barrier to avoid SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
my generalization is that a significant # of the score producers/fill-in-hosts, or should i say a majority? no, because i can then see a reponse like PROVE THAT NO LESS THAN 51% OF SCORE PRODUCERS ARE BERNSTEIN CLONES STOP CALLING ME A GIANT THROBBING SAVORY COCK AND THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.... whatever man. those connor mcdoinks, joe ostrowskis, <RussMitera> ADAM HOG-s.... those guys are cut from the cloth that is bernstein and as beardown has stated numerous times on here they think that emulating bernstein and his schtick is the way to success at the station, which makes many of us roll our eyes and go whatever.... kind of like when we're being accused of calling somebody a penis and then being told to drop our bibliographies or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
whatever it is man, i hope you level it out and get back to a more easygoing relationship with the board cuz like i said b4, taking every post personal like disagreeing with what you said = a giant referendum on you as a person.... welp, that's going to be a long painful route that likely isn't fun for a bunch of people (see, i didn't say "most" people there cuz then i'd have to go PM every poster on the board and ask them if baby mcnown's recent aggresion has been a fun read for them lately. and then if i don't hit that magic 51% threshold then you know that big ol SHUT THE FUCK UP is lurking...) and yeah.
ok i'm going to SHUT THE FUCK UP now. and since this is clearly a righteous control mechanism with you, i want you to know that i am SHUTTING THE FUCK UP and leaving this thread alone after this post simply because you are right/alpha/awesome and i am wrong/beta/a-bitch. and really, that's the big point that we're trying to prove here, right?
take care and be excelent, my non-penis brother in CSFMB posting arms!
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?