Beardown wrote:
Interesting.
This means something. Kap is the lead dog at that station. Him inviting Mac on his TV show that nobody watches is Kap trying to reintroduce Mac. Cuz Kap wants him to save his radio station that nobody listens to.
Kap is realizing that the no listener thing isn't gonna work for much longer. Trib will only bleed so much money befor they scrap this sports station.
Kap wants Mac to save his station and thus save him.
beardown hitting 88 on the speed gun, but with that movement on his breaking balls he can still get batters out assuming he locates his fastball well and of course in the right sequence, cuz if a good hitter decided to sit on beardown's fastball (out-n-out speculation) they could crank it a long long way.
did the thread end up outing who danny mac (in?)famously called a bitch? i wonder about that.
and also thanks to kdidit for using the CORRECT term in addressing the man, the myth, the legend that is father of the year award winning david kaplan: kap. see once the game started they started forcing KAP AND HAUGH down our throats because they wanted to force a colloquial feeling with mr. kaplan like we know him and we're already at the nickname portion of our bromance.... you know, kind of like how originally rod zimmerman or whoever wanted to name the b&b show "boers and bernsie" --- clearly THERE ARE NO OTHER MITIGATING FACTORS that would make you wanna refer to mr. KAPLAN and mr. BERNSTEIN by colloquial nicknames, unless there's some sort of connection to be made through generalizing the last names KAPLAN and BERNSTEIN that might give people pause and go "hmmmm i don't want to listen to those guys"
awwww FUCK IT, i'll just say it..... man it's 2014 and the media world is what it is. without touching on any sort of "conspiracy theories" (cuz just thinking about the very subject gets you dancing around potential subject matters lest you be misconstrued as coming from a wrong/bad place on this one) i mean, seriously it's 2014. if the masses summarily reject the idea of jewish people in media..... lol man. just fucking lol. they must live life with blinders on or something i can't fathom cuz if you're a regular old average MEAT-N-POTATOES / I BRING MY LUNCHPAIL TO WORK type "salt of the earth" guy and in the year of our lorde 2014 you're like "what the fuck is this jewish person doing in my media?" well then, yeah, idk.... it aint like it's 1972 or something and there's still acceptable levels of out-n-out racism or "couthness" with society.... jewish people are awesome and they've done a wonderful job with the media because holy shit you're able to escape into a fantasy world of television and movies and radio and everything with a lot of jewish people there doing their thing.... and if the powers that be that run these stations think the name "kaplan" might scare somebody off from listening..... pfft. who is it gonna scare off in the year 2014? and if it scares them off, do you really wnt to target that demo anyways?
so yeah forcing the colloquial kap on us might not even be the raison d'etre behind originally thinking of naming b&b "boers and bernsie", it just might be a new station and potentially a new audience = they want you to feel like you're pre-colloquial with "kap" so they force "kap" down your throat, like that one time they had it on in the barbershop and i got to hear a good ~2.5 segments of the show.... man, dick grayson aka david haugh (who once blocked me on twitter for calling him a dipshit! lol. i guess to get all 3rd person grandiose on you sini's gonna sini, no? =) seemingly went out of his way to refer to "dave" as "kap" cuz it was KAP THIS, KAP THAT, HEY KAP... KAP! KAP! YO KAP! KAPALICIOUS! KAPEROONIE! KAPOOTIE! KAPAPALOOZA! OVER HERE KAP! KAP! KAP!
and it's just like.... man don't be such a tryhard. yes i know you have mighty big shoes to fill in terms of being on from 9am-12pm on CSN chicago, which was once the proud home of monsters in the morning (before they got their money in the morning and i never got around to making that photoshop where i had the pyramid on the back of the $1 dollar bill with a sunglassesed-mike-north's face in place of the KAP-stone. drat. see that's why i need my interns/production team to go take my throwaway ideas and make them reality. if i ever get my head out of my ass and get a balance with life to the point where i can call some shots via media we'll have a gay old time says the guy who grew up listening to shows produced by count fagula! WILLLLLLMMMMMAAAAA!!!!1)
so yeah TL;DR = why the hell are they hellbent on forcing "kap" on us like we know/like/care-about this gay? lol i meant to say guy but hey
i guess i still got chuggo on the brain cuz i just wanna yell out AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! COMEON FUCK A GUY!!!!!!
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?