There were about 150 boys/men in our graduating HS class. I think ONE could dunk a basketball. And he was about 6'4". Of course our teams always sucked.

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Excellent.

ever hear the legend of vlad's tryout with the expos? i think they were looking at wilton but said well come on so vlad was so poor he had two mismatched-sizes shoes, socks stuffed in the tip of the bigger one so it fit, and he had to hitch a ride on the back of a motorcycle to the tryout.

then on his first pitch he hit an inside the park homerun or something. at worst a double. the dude's a natural and i can't wait for pride of les exos the vladimir guerrero story to come out direct to video someday

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I met him later in life at AA

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5"7 NBA player dunks: Takes NBA by storm, wins dunk Contest, People are in awe

5"6 Talk show host dunks: Meh

You are wrong. However, Laurence does it to make himself sound similar to everyone else. Bernstein does it to show how different (and superior) he is to everyone else.

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She has man hands.

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He could run a 4.35 40 before the knee injury.

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If he was athletic, he would have played a sport in high school and we would be treated to incessant stories of glory days. He could walk and chew gum at the same time. That isn't athletic.

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I dated a girl in high school named less head.

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She sounds like a prude

I only did it to get closer to her friend Maureen Anal

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I'm 6' tall barefoot, and I can touch an 8' ceiling if I am standing on my toes.

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Bernsie is Jimmy from Seinfeld.

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I think he just doesn't realize how ridiculous this shit is. He made it a tennis ball so it would seem more plausible, but it's still absurd.

I know we have some serious distance runners on the board. I've probably averaged 25 miles a week since I was 19 years old. If it's really warm out and I take three Advil about an hour beforehand and I try to get my best mile, I can probably go 6:30 and I'll be grabbing my fucking socks. Now, if I were lying about it- which I'm not- guys like Zach and benni and badrogue and Telegram Sam and reg wouldn't necessarily think that was bullshit. It's reasonable enough. What bernstein is doing would be like me saying I could run a mile in 4:30. Before I hurt my knee, of course.

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Perfect

To be clear, I believe he said he could "turn around 95 mph fastballs", not hit dribblers.

That was one of the best shows I've heard of B&B. I thought Drinky's head was gonna explode.

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I have that conversation archived. I'll add it to my B&B channel later, along with the Friday open (Northside Dan).

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You are correct, Spanky. He said that if it was the same 95 mph fastball every time, he would get the timing down, and turn them around.

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I would go watch him try that and try not to choke on my beer the one time he miraculously does square one up and it knocks the bat out of his hands.

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Thread title updated

Thanks for the clarity spanky.

In that case he's ridiculous.

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It was attached to Mitch Rosen's ass.

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Come on now. I posted the link to Jimmy's infamous scene a few pages back. Check the tapes.

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I don't click on most of them.

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Greg is getting upset!

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I think Dan has mentioned having been a semi-good soccer player, which is believable but not all that impressive.

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