Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

Harris: "Just try to remember what Bears games used to look like."
Dan: "That's not going to happen. It's a different sport now."
Harris: "I don't know, defenses are coming back."
Dan: "That's true, they are."

I guess Dan is playing the role of Laurence today.

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No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

Eric, is that you?

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Nicely played.

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someone ping the Phoenix Phuck Pad

He's probably waiting in elevators at Barstool.

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You know me like that.

He's too busy removing his name from consideration for every high-profile media job in the U.S.

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I sacrificed and watched this

https://youtu.be/8yxR1qd6XlY?si=9yuWLlMhya7Qqx2q

so it's answered, not exciting: he had dental surgery

it was a twelve minute story

Harry Suckwad glad to see you back posting somewhat regularly.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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It's a good bit.
https://youtu.be/Go08TQg0Hco?t=225

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

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Zero football knowledge Kap and his cliches laiden bluster gets 25k views on 2 Bears/Texans YouTube podcasts. Also universally disliked Larry Holmes same time frame / 2 videos only gets a paultry 2.5k views. I'm sure making it about himself and his victimization shoehorned in.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

This may be a good time to remind everyone that Laurence Holmes compared Bryce Young to a Drew Brees - a top 10 QB of all time- and then said he wouldn't be interested in drafting that player.

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The way he was trying to alert the audience that it was gonna be a gross story, only for it to be something kinda normal was disappointing.

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All because he got an ONLINE degree from Alabama.

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ROLL TIDE!

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it was essentially Beardown's classic* "Lawrence ordering a pizza" parody


*a.k.a. his only good post ever

Could it be this is a precursor to a "Spiegel & Holmes" afternoon show? I am hoping not.

That wasn't a parody. Dan saying the Cubs were relieved that Ernie Banks died was a parody. "Laurence Buys a Pizza" was a rough transcript.

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no Lawrence today, yet he did another YouTube show

it was a short shift today as Cubs had an afternoon game, so it'd be very strange if he's not on the air tomorrow.

Unless he's just learning from Bernstein and taking the time off he's earned, whenever in the sports calendar.

Bernstein does not take much time off. He actually will work a double shift at times. Good teammate while at times a jerk. Laurence will use all of his sick days and vacation and doesn’t give a fuck about the station or his coworkers. He believes you earned it and should take it. He actually told Bernstein a few weeks ago that he would never do a double shift when Bernstein did one. Laurence is an asshole who only cares about himself. Hell, a few years ago he refused to join the station home run contest. He is a bad teammate and most at the Score can’t stand him.

Of you earn it you should take it.

That comes with risks.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Indeed, like drinking and posting.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You are attacking someone for using the vacation and sick time he earns through his job?

Go fuck yourself, you corporate sycophant.

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